My mother-in-law was funny about my now-wife and I sharing a room under her roof, even after we were engaged and had bought a house together.

But tears make the best lubricant for masturbation.

We would kick arse, if only because of Baldrick's cunning plans.

Can I be the recurring guest star who turns up every fucking day to invite you to play "Candy Crush"?

Count it as a non-starter.
If you see this person again, you have a head-start - but don't go all "Serendipity" about it.

"What would you say to an olive?"

I did, indeed. Good, but there can only be one [Noddy H]

Being English, the harbinger of Christmas for me is hearing Noddy Holder screaming "IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" towards the end of Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody.

I also like the Jackson 5 version - little Michael sounds like he truly believes it (granted, he probably still believed up until the time he passed away…)

Only in the same way that knowing that the twelve colonies were destroyed in "Battlestar Galactica" - it's kind of the basic premise.

The "Delphine is a monitor" one had me laughing out loud, so that's definitely my pick.

That is lovely - a nice addition to the show.

I've not seen it, but it can't be worse than "Surviving Christmas" - that film even wasted James Gandolfini.

I love the holiday season, and "Christmas in Hollis" is a perennial favourite.

To be honest, I had no idea that it was "collard" - I thought it was "collared"*. Even the veg gets dressed up for celebratory meals.

But it is apparently inessential.

Cricket is a sore subject here in England at the moment, with the tour too far being abysmal.

"Christmas with the Kranks" is terrible, but it's "Scrooged" when compared to Ben Affleck in "Surviving Christmas".

New York is the city that never sleeps - there must be a combined wildfowl/hardware emporium somewhere nearby.

Anchorman but I expect the sequel (yes, really, there is a sequel!) to destroy that for me.