I hired a skywriting plane to fly without smoke. Could I, or the sky, have been any clearer?

People can be wonderful. It's a shame that we sometimes only see this when we're at our worst, but it's good that we see it at all.

Damn straight. My sister's story above is similar to yours.

If I can shoot rabbits, then I can shoot fascists.

I shouldn't have to tolerate such an opinion.

Unfortunately, we have to infer for ourselves what responding positively is.

If he was in a sit-com, he would cover himself in lotion, then slip over and bang his head on the basin.

Maybe bitch week after week about how repetitititive the column has become?

As destructive recovery mentions below, it could be - just not this way round. GRIND doesn't mention how long the relationship has been going, but as one half of a couple he should probably have some idea of how to flick the lady's switch (edit - no pun intended). Either that, or he's a selfish lover who believes that…

The vast majority of people who regularly threaten suicide never make a serious attempt - they are aware of the attention that the manipulation garners. However, Dan is right to sound a note of caution. SAW should make sure this guy has other people around, then cut the cord.

They'd just wear themselves out with lots of slappng and chest-barges. One or other would accidentally get a good shot in, and would hate himself for it.

Tomato soup never rains, but it does pour quite easily.

"Kamon Thomas" sounds like a porn star name. That's why he went under the assumed name Damon.

Turkey and avocado with chipotle sauce on rye.

I just Googled that - fantastic!
I expect he was afraid of comparisons or something.

I demand details, and I promise to keep at least one hand above my desk.

"*google google* " made me think of Buck Rogers.
Good work!

Wow. Tasteful, huh?

Filming starts tomarrow.

The problem for England is in the centres, and this is arguably where they beat NZ last year. I can see the side giving in to the safe style of play again.
Having said that, Joel Tomkins (brother of NZ-bound RL player Sam) is looking good, and Twelvetrees can excite.
I just hope that we can see the new generation of…