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They had student winners of “Academy Awards” helping bring out the awards; did some teenager already wreck his Hollywood career?

I’ve seen several articles already headlined “Beatty Reads Wrong WInner”.

“The night’s final award for Best Picture was initially announced by Warren Beatty as belonging to La La Land,...”

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

These people don’t give a single fuck about rape or sexual assault— until it’s convenient for them to use it as ammunition in an argument. They’re using women as props.

Hah. It’s always men making this argument and I’m like THERE’S NO URINAL IN THE WOMEN’S ROOM.

If these people were really worried about the safety of children and (biologically male) predators exploiting open bathrooms to assault our daughters, then shouldn’t we already be freaking out because these sexual predators are in public bathrooms with our sons!? It just shows the sexism inherent in their transphobia.

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

Again, I’m not a scientist, but I know science and I think this reestablishes the fact that aliens are real***. It won’t be long before they arrive.

Here’s a pitch for the people at Chick-Fil-A.

Don’t you remember?

Listen to the radio...

Lol, Black people have been saying “woke” for years now, and some latecomer is saying it isn’t going to “happen” now that those outside of the culture have started saying it to death. Lol, typical.

Yes. YES. It’s normal to have sexual urges and feelings at thirteen. Puberty is starting. What’s NOT normal is being rushed into sexual actions, whether it’s with yourself, a fellow thirteen year old, or most especially an adult.

This type of thinking makes me shiver. I got my first period in 5th grade, so while my body was (apparently) “good to go,” my brain was still pretty consumed with pogs and friendship bracelets.

This is not an odd attitude for someone from the “manosphere”. Most of them believe grown-ass men should be able to have sex with any person who has hit puberty (or, at least, they used to—I don’t read their stuff anymore). For me, that was 10. Ponder that for a minute—I’ve argued with men who think I should have

Breitbart didn’t need sources. He just made shit up. Then God killed him, proving that using sources is the better way to go.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

“No more journalism here, just pure politics.”