Beyonce was the only good thing about THIS ENTIRE GODDAMNED GAME. I can not express my level of frustration. WHAT THE FUCK CAROLINA.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

No, junk in a box.

Wow. We dudes are nothing if not persistent. Andy’s been dead thirty years and still managed to send a woman a dick pic.

Thank you. I am about to become a Martin Shkreli fangirl if I hear another thing about how punchable his face is without any mention of why the hell congress is wasting their time and my money on chastising him for doing something totally legal, that they ensured and continue to ensure will be totally legal.

And they don’t have guns, either.

Jay told so many conflicting stories I don’t think he was involved at all. Plus his timeline radically changed after the cell phone tower information became available. It seems to me he got his information from the detectives. Keep in mind that Jay had hours of non recorded conversations with the detectives. Keep in…

Don did it!

Not sure what you call Catholic school 7th-8th grade football, but I took a facemask to my gut from a teammate and I couldn’t get up. Trainer came over and said it was a “bruised stomach”. I then walked home from practice about a mile away, not being able to stand up straight. My mom saw me, told her it was a bruised…

No worries: Some shitforbrains is already in with ‘nobody put a gun to his head/he knew the risks’ tomfuckery. Yes: I’m sure as an eleven-year-old boy in 1999, Tyler performed a thorough risk/reward assessment on post-NFL CTE-induced physical and psychological impairment.

27? Fuck. Pre-frontal cortex AND amygdala consumed by CTE? Just fuck.

I think Not State will have a solid team next year.

I’m just impressed you understood his comment enough to respond. I’m still trying to figure out which parts are autocorrect and which parts are the failures of our education system.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

Lincoln Chafee (miss u!) is one of the small hobbit children delighted by the fireworks at Bilbo’s birthday party, correct?

Yeah. I’m fairly dark but my entire family includes skin tones from all over the spectrum of “Black”. The explanation has always been that we had Native American in our blood. I was curious so I took a test. West African, South African, Russian, and Scandanavian (Swedish, I think) were all pinged. I figure somewhere…

My dad got his DNA done recently and it was really interesting since Puerto Ricans were ethnically mixed so (relatively) recently. He was like 1/4 from west African counties, a small percentage Taino (the native people to the carribean islands) and a lot of European including some random countries but obviously mostly…

My grandmother was our family’s historian. We have a long history on her side, with black and white ancestry that very clearly starts with rape. We recently discovered a photograph from the plantation where my four times great grandmother was enslaved that includes a picture of her as young girl. The first time we saw…

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