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First, great article, Dodai!

Sorry, all I saw was Evie's super charming comment. Pyschobombshell - I see your point, sure, but "white people don't really have their own culture" didn't really reveal what you were getting at. And I take Aubrey's point that "white culture" is about as ridiculous a concept as "black culture".

It remains that there's…

Worse than circumcision? I hear that's pretty big.

One could argue that pierced ears on anyone is unnecessary.

I always blanche when I see those types of cut outs too but honestly this one looks tight enough in the hips that it would take a lot of effort to shift it some place it wasn't supposed to go.

Not that that fact would ever get me into it...

For me, it's less about the fact that it's a two piece or even what it's covering (because you're right, it seems completely unnecessary for them to wear anything other than a swim diaper), and more about the shape/style of the suit.

I have several photos where just the bottom stayed on as well, and like you said, nobody cared.

Yes- I've known several Korean people who actually have tripartite names, but are commonly referred to by others (outside their families) by an englishified bipartate name. This is certainly not an uncommon thing. I think somebody here is trying to identify racism where there likely isn't any, possibly even…

I hung out with Plaza one evening at a charity event, where she was drinking and being mischievous. She was knocking over a mic stand on stage while others were performing. It was fun, but she is a rascal. And kind of terrifying.

She wasn't drunk. Much too controlled at every point, especially her response.

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Wait, that guy's serious? I legit figured that was intended as satire.