Also how many times has he used the word “perfect” to describe this phone call? That’s weird, right? That’s a weird word to use about a conversation.

All of that stuff is being destroyed. And guess what? Trump won’t get in any trouble for it.

The judge should not have hugged a defendant. Family members can make what choices they wish, but the image of the judge hugging someone just convicted of murder, even if she’s remorseful, is just wrong. It hammers home how quickly whiteness erases sins in our society. That doesn’t happen for a lot of people who make…

“...this is just more evidence that we have two completely separate justice systems in America...”

So, how much extra leather is put onto the front of Trump’s shoes to make people think he has big feet? Christ almighty, those fucking loafers he’s wearing in that picture look like elf shoes.

Don’t leave out this:

Give him some credit. I’m sure he knows exactly what a coup is. Its the place the Colonel keeps the chickens before they end up in his breakfast buckets. 

He also got the number wrong, because the Electoral College has 538 electors: 435 (one for each Representative) + 100 (one for each Senator) + 3 (D.C. gets the same number as the least populous state). So 223 should be 232.

“Don’t forget, Warren and Sanders are lizard people!”

For all the New Hampshire voters, here is your potential Senatorial candidate discussing the importance of telling the truth.

Microbial life is probably strewn throught the solar system where there’s water and the necessary proteins.

Yeah but think of the ad revenue loss for banning him? all those promoted tweets not being viewed. I think it’s a fair trade off. A few hundred thousand views of ads vs the possibility of mass violence within he US.

Wait, you’re wondering if a news outlet would use the word “millennial” in a story about a young person? Are you familiar with news outlets?

Don't Trust The Kevin In Apartment 27

The only difference between Trump and your asshole neighbor is that Trump was born into money. If you asked any random 71 year old white male he probably would think the same things as trump.

“Kirstjen, you didn’t hear me the first time, honey,” Trump reportedly said. “Shoot ’em down. Sweetheart, just shoot ’em out of the sky, O.K.?”

I think you shredded this, there’s no topping it.   Congratulations.  

How dairy the Italian PM, That’s nacho cheese, dude. She as just trying to wish him a gouda day. I’m sure she thinks Pompeo is grate. This was such a sharp reaction by the Italian PM. Don’t feel blue, she has some more cheesy gifts. Even if the PM disa’bries.

I swear that, of the many things requiring a new amendment to guarantee, first among them has to be one stating that no citizen can have their right to cast ballot in any election stripped from them for any reason. And if that means that the level of incarcerated or penally punished people is sufficient to sway an…

Why link to the horrible Daily Mail when there are not-shitty publications with more thoughtful coverage?