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I figure that about 25%-30% are the hardcore Trump supporters who really believe in his agenda and the other 15% are people whose lives are generally going well and don’t much care for politics or the news. 

I’ve read that this is probably caused by lifts in his shoes. His heels are elevated which puts his entire body off balance.

“The call was PERFECT!”

“Yes, they should refrain from overly used jokes. Even if it’s a tired joke, isn’t it better than dealing with dead people who just interact with service persons as if they are owed that service?”

Today I Learned that instead of trying to make small talk with individuals I need to either A) Spend my free time creating amazing nuanced jokes for every interaction I might have so I can be entertaining to anyone I meet. or B) Say nothing and be an aloof asshole.

I feel like these articles are literal no wins for

Elizabeth Warren should use this guy and others like him as an example for why her 2% wealth tax on hundred millionaires and billionaires wouldn’t be in the least detrimental to them. They could pay the tax and still live like this if they wanted. It kills me when I see people who make a hundred grand a year or less

Law enforcement is broken. Fire them all and start over..

I think the camera was supposed to be tight on Harrelson and then Kenan so that they could start the wardrobe change on Aidy. The little panicked look to the camera when she realized it was still a wide shot was perfection.

The fact they said he attacked the cop is intentionally misleading.  He spoke his truth in a very appropriate way. And he deserves an apology at the very least. 

Yet tan suits are a big deal.

Also, from her sister’s facebook before it was made private. This and mama in an All Lives Matter shirt.

Last I heard, Frankie Muniz had decided to become a racecar driver, but had to quit when he suffered so many concussions he was unable to remember anything from his Malcolm in the Middle Days. That might explain his erratic behavior here.

That’s not how logic works. Gotta love the American education system.

“I wish he was the one with the gun and killed me”.

“I’m only crying and apologetic because I can’t be a cop and I might go to jail.”

God won’t “forgive you” because he doesn’t exist. We hate you every day, too! Now fuck off and serve your sentence and quit your whining you murderer!

It’s just so fucking bizarre. If you told me when I woke up this morning that this is something that will happen in real life I would have called bullshit and insisted someone was playing the world’s weirdest game of Mad Libs.

So crazy Racist Bitch has always been a Racist Bitch?

She said she was “intoxicated” and doesn’t hold those beliefs.

No, but drugs kill one’s ‘social editor.’ That’s why they’re saying that.