Stop.  Mike Pence is a heterosexual bigot.  Stop blaming gay people for their own discrimination.  It’s not true, it’s not funny, it’s just offensive bullshit.

If you said you read somewhere that Mike Pence believes the world is flat and on the back of a turtle, I would believe you. He is so phenomenally stupid. I don’t think he could find Iran or Afghanistan on a map. Someone told him to say “hemisphere” because they thought it was a fancy enough world that it would make…

LOL. You eat pancakes like Somali people eat that sponge bread - it’s just a way to consume other foods.

Did you hear that pork producers can now inspect themselves?

This was a gimmick that might’ve made a cool 46-minute episode of a TV show.  It didn’t need to be a movie, and certainly not two.

You don’t have to give anyone your money. My TV is currently unplugged in the basement because I care so little that I won’t bother with broadcast. I’ve been getting free books from my public library, I’m exercising more and losing weight, and I take road trips to see friends out of town. There’s a whole fucking…

Maybe that 10-year old woman shouldn’t have dressed like she’s some slutty temptress - without a bra!

Bingo, yes.  People feed the monkeys because of a perceived connection to the god Hanuman.  That attention brings more into the towns and then bolsters their populations.

You’re just looking for an excuse to whine. Geese and guns have nothing to do with each other. The deterrents are called bangers and screamers - bangers that pop, and screamers that screech. Land managers also use scents and decoys. All those methods are more efficient and more successful than guns. 

Oh, so it’s not even a clever joke containing the n-word.  It’s just idiotic nonsense.  I wonder what his entrance essays read like.  He seems both bonkers and stupid.

The southwestern deserts are SO HOT.  The Mojave is the hottest & driest place in North America (including Central America).  Tent cities will kill people.  Let me repeat that: Tent cities WILL kill people.  Anyone living there and building there should know this, so I have to assume they don’t care that they’re…

A minimum of 1,000 satellites per company, multiplied by the 4 named American companies, multiplied by the number of nations elsewhere...

It’s not anyone’s “fault” that the 311 calls were placed. Two newspapers used the phone call data to make scientific conclusions that aren’t valid.

FFS, read.

Some of my favorite science projects were the ones when we had to design (and not necessarily execute) a research experiment. They got us thinking about what types of information are possible/available and which ones are useful.  Sometimes I feel like most Americans never bothered going to class or doing their…

Before you get in your car, you toss one of those bags in the garbage. Sound ridiculous?

“Only buy what you need,” you say to people with 8 working cellphones in the bottom drawer.

She’s wasting money, wasting water, building up landfills, and ruining the planet in ways that will outlast 10,000 of her lifetimes.  You win this one handily.

There are a million ways to spend and/or invest money. Why does AT&T need to be it?  I say the same to people whining about Weinstein. Sure, he made some good movies. But there are a million other talented people waiting in the wings. I’m fine if he loses his job. I’ve got plenty of other places to set my attention.…

...but if his interviews are to be believed, then he played the game once, on a dare, in one specific situation just to do it to... Donald Trump.