If his presidency doesn’t make you a little bit depressed, you might be a sociopath. Historians of the future will look back on us harshly.

All of the presidential budgets are dead on arrival. There were times when Obama didn’t even bother to write one.

They’re giving us 2 minutes to get us excited and buzzy. Some people aren’t reacting as the studio intended. That’s perfectly fine. You’re just accepting everything spoon-fed because you’re too used to how fucked up our culture is.

You could say this about most of the Marvel movies.  Majority green screens + animation.  It makes me wonder what the rules are when they have award ceremonies for animated vs. “real” movies.

Sexiness and talent are different things.  You shouldn’t need that explained to you.

A child can tell Yale, “I’m on your soccer team,” and Yale... doesn’t ask the soccer coach?

Rapist Keeps Job As Cop.

I worked for an ancient man who got angry that his computer’s keyboard didn’t have a “return” key like typewriters used to. I explained that the “enter” key would do the same job. He started ranting about how he didn’t “want to enter anything” and how he just wanted “to return to the start of the line.” He was…

Who is she to be devising plans of any kind?  She’s a reality TV character who put her name on someone else’s jewelry.  She’s never accomplished anything.  The confidence is baffling.

She probably assumed Julie was a highly paid sex worker, purchased via the internet.  “Aren’t we all?”

Seems like this will turn into a hit list. Comet Ping Pong is going to be “unsafe” for conservatives, so in response, they’ll walk in and shoot their guns.

The 60,000 reviewers who instantaneously teleported to the mall and back are not sincerely considering the merits.  Totally invalid.

Not necessarily.  He’s also importing the species he likes, regardless of what’s native.  He’s furthering a cattle operation.  He’s shifting streams and maybe destroying a historic trail.  It’s impossible to know how all these effects feed into each other.

Not necessarily.  He’s also importing the species he likes, regardless of what’s native.  He’s furthering a cattle operation.  He’s shifting streams and maybe destroying a historic trail.  It’s impossible to know how all these effects feed into each other.

That’s because their business depends on contractors working in prison-like buildings where no phones, food, or drinks are allowed.  Those folks make minimum wage or a little more.  

No, it’s not the commenters.  The authors at Jezebel use that language casually.  They’re reclaiming it, but they’re not gay men.  No apologies ever.  These are the moments when we realize we’re not reading news, they’re not journalists, we’re just reading blogs by randos.

Gawker is shocking sometimes. Over at Jezebel, they’ve been calling gay men “fags” and “faggots.” Not in the context of discussing examples of hate speech, not with any nuance, not with asterisks or pound signs. They’re just literally writing out the words. Straight women, calling gay men “fags” and “faggots.”

“You must be fun at parties.”

Total cost to patient is roughly $2,000 to $3,000.

...and it’s antidepressants, plural. They require that you acclimate to one, try it for a while, then wean off it, then take nothing, then try a second one, give it a chance, wean off it, then wait again. You’d have to try at least two, but probably three or more, before becoming eligible.  So we’re not talking weeks.…