Sure, our medical system is broken, but this isn’t one of those examples.  It works just like you suggest.  There’s a nurse/attendant with you while you’re high, they play music that you request, they talk to you about your hallucinations, and they wait with a different drug that can quickly stop the high just in case.

Yes, unfortunately there is very little transparency. For all of your life, most of the things you attempted to recycle - clothing, aluminum, glass, plastic - is now in a landfill, and a high percentage of it crossed at least two oceans first.

I’m reminded of the photographer who died in “Making a Murderer.” She didn’t deserve to die, but that’s no reason to ignore police misconduct. There are multiple criminals in the show - and only the two poorest, dumbest people went to prison, while the most powerful people walk free among us. I’ll continue to support t…

If you’re entering self-checkout with a full cart, many vegetables, and alcohol, then you’re fucking up the store for everyone else.  Self-checkout is essentially the express lane.  Don’t be a jerk.

You should explain why you have literally never checked out your own items. What happens? You imply that it’s so obvious that it can go unsaid, and so, most of us think you’re an idiot.

“I’ve never had measles, so that’s proof I didn’t need the vaccination!”

“I’ve never had measles, so that’s proof I didn’t need the vaccination!”

Forget the hair thing for a sec...

Maybe they spent the first 5 days praying.

Now that they’re out of the compound, can’t they be detained as material witnesses? I don’t think that replacing one form of imprisonment with another is a good thing, but I imagine that there are some options here?

Raw Story is not a real news source. (I’m not even referring to their political bias.) They lie, they know they lie, and they don’t care.

The doctors say my retarded uncle has dementia, and we’re all like, “How can you tell?  Isn’t he just retarded?” I really do wonder if Donald Trump is in a similar situation.  He’s so severely impaired that new impairments go undiagnosed.

At least that would be a direct answer. I bet she would deflect to talk about the real problems like the buses from Massachusetts sending Mexicans to vote in North Carolina’s new election.

Lisa, the Bible doesn’t have a single reference to gay people. Translators have invented those passages out of their own personal bigotries.  Before the translators, there were many more scribes, and before the scribes, there were countless boring regular people.  It’s all people.  There’s no invisible skyman…

(Tangent.) Trump nominated, and the Senate just confirmed, a woman who worked for a group trying to make homosexuality and bisexuality imprisonable crimes. She’s young enough that she’ll probably serve as a federal judge for the next ~50 years.

Netflix “took over the world,” and gave us, what exactly? Millions of hours of meh C+ content.

Your coworker just said in very loud text that everyone can recycle the same way no matter where they live in the entire world.  Was that not true?  I’m looking forward to the follow-ups to the follow-ups to the follow-ups, and all of the half-page ads that will load while I’m waiting for clarification.

(The oldest known mummy with Lyme is from Italy. The bacteria itself is older than humans are. We can’t blame Obama for this one.)

Where do you get the idea that she was more popular than him? Hillary Clinton’s 2016 vote tally is smaller than Barack Obama’s tally in 2008 and smaller than his tally in 2012.

Cool fact! The Lyme parasite has been found in mummies! Humans have been fighting the infection for longer than America has existed.