Why 1993? What changed around then?

Most of those Republicans know it’s unacceptable. They’re just angry and they hate polls.

Different colored lips? What, like pink? Human lips are only one color.

He could’ve donated discreetly instead of naming it after his song, giving a press conference, and holding a “scarf-cutting ceremony.”

I’m so naive that I’m actually surprised the networks showed it live.  I wanted them to wait a day, then splice it with truths.  I’m so stupidly hopeful.

Health care is too good, too many medical breakthroughs.  These old people are living too long.  They gotta go.

People still speak Aramaic.

I got $50 that says the plan includes paying churches to encourage people to pray more.

Your answer is right there in the article.  “Christian University.”  They’re barely educated, severely brainwashed, ignorant, illogical, racist, homphobic, anti-science, bigots.  They require oaths, they ban minorities, and they financially sponsor hate groups.  They are extremely stupid.  They are more stupid than…

I watched from my third floor window as the building across the street from me burnt down. Drunk pedestrians tried to do a beer run during halftime, but cops didn’t want them anywhere near the building. The cops blocked off the street with their cars, then got out and patrolled on foot along the sidewalks. When the…

He shouldn’t keep the job, but he also shouldn’t keep his license to carry.  How can there be so many “mandatory minimums” for weed and yet shooting at people means keeping your guns?

She had nothing to apologize for. Ignore the tweets from the randos. She did not claim land! She did not claim citizenship! Never, at any point in time. Not before the test, nor after.

Seems very weird not to mention it at all. It’s an award-winning movie that made headlines for at least a year, but most of all, it’s exactly the role she wants him to play (except ew, gay people are freaks, I guess).

This is the rare article that really should’ve been a slideshow.

Disagree.  As long as there is music at games, there should be dancing!

Disgusting, and stupid. “What if I told you Mahatma Gandhi was a rapist?” It’s too absurd and illogical to be a part of a court proceeding.

I really only like Angel, Collins and Benny.

A book of paragraphs because, supposedly, Millennials hate reading. Reading, houses, weddings, diamonds, golf, tennis, restaurants, eating out, eating in, breakfast, lunch, dinner, can openers, and soda. Yes, Millennials ruin everything because they hate everything.

He has an Ivy League degree. That should be embarrassing to everyone in the Ivy Leauge. Anyone rich enough can simply buy an Ivy League diploma - the same as the .pdf diplomas offered by for-profit online colleges and fake universities like Trump University.

Do you mean that people aren’t willing to sit around for nearly a year for a background check so that they can live in the middle of a hot desert? Hmm, I wonder what the problem is.