9 months? Ha! I’ve been a fed contractor a bunch of times, and 9 months would’ve been at the longer end of the spectrum. Some were 6 months, a couple of contracts were 3 months. One of my coworkers got a contract for 2 weeks. Two fucking weeks. I’ll never forget that. (She was brilliant, too. They should’ve just hired…

I disagree. My white grandparents were fluent in a language that’s now considered “endangered.” My assimilated father (and uncles and cousins) helped destroy it.  

How long will it take to build the wall? If they skipped sending notices to all the Texas ranchers who are going to lose their land, and if they immediately hired thousands of workers (skipping the background checks), and began building on March 1.... wouldn’t it still take a decade?

Since I don’t know what it’s like to own so many assets, I’m going to need some context here. Is 100 times a lot? Did he also have 100 conversations with Germans, or 100 conversations with Brits? People managing global businesses do this stuff.  It sounds weird to average Joes because most of us can’t afford…

LOL-ing at the attempts of billionaires to save the world by knifing goats.  He could reduce his carbon footprint in easier and more impactful ways.  He just has no clue.

Meh. All of these slogans are fine - except #LickMeToo.

Eh, the truth is not that simple. Hair color, like eye color, is taught to primary school science students as examples for genetics because they’re visible on every student. It’s how I was taught the Punnett Square, maybe y’all too. The trouble is that students won’t learn the complex truth until college or grad…

Every other comment is about penises, and I had a hell of a time trying to decode your euphemisms.  

Actors are good at acting.  They could even be very rich because of that.  But it doesn’t mean they’re logical or smart.

He’s Catholic. As long as he says sorry, it never happened.

Meh.  I think it’s fine.  He has an ugly face, so he might as well cover it up.

He looks like a computer simulation devised by a plastic surgeon discussing potential additional surgeries with Michael Jackson.  He has sex?

The children were in blackface, and the official webpages for the school openly broadcast the photos and footage.  These kids are getting a very specific kind of education!  Someone should just drop a bomb on their shithole county.

Breaking up with her was the right decision. haha. One of my coworkers (~24 y.o.) has never registered to vote because it requires signing something and “Who uses paper anymore?” (He also doesn’t use telephones because calling people is “stressful.”)

It’s so obvious when someone else is speaking for him. (There are sentences, for one thing.) Why bother? Theatrics cheapen the message.  If tweets like that came from a generic office account, it would mean much more.

Tamer or worse than Janet’s tit spangle?

Actually yeah, it is litter. I was a ranger at Joshua Tree. Jittery, ambitious people make all sorts of plans to take long one-way hikes, and they leave “supplies” (garbage) all over the park. They never hike, and the garbage remains for decades.

Not true.  He’s so busy with emergencies that he can’t read.  He would read if there weren’t so many emergencies.

Ophiuchus is a constellation of a man holding a snake, and I really enjoy holding and sucking dicks.  My own is never enough.  Gimme, gimme.

Lots of questions:  Who stayed?  Who co-signed?  Who clapped?  Do these events get bipartisan support?