I was sure that said “Crazy Mouth.”  Dude has a crazy mouth.

The extrapolation is crazy. There are a billion Hondurans at the border now, and before the next primary there will be a billion more. During the general election, there will be 3 billion people. After the total population of the United States becomes 5.5billion Hondurans, we will become a Spanish-speaking nation…

Do you remember when the art of the deal was when severe storms dropped garbage in your lawn?  Donald Trump told people they get to keep the garbage.  

Once, almost. I attended a difficult and strenuous volunteering event at like 7AM on a Saturday, and our small group included a guy in the hat. It sticks out in my mind because the “grab her” recording had come out just that week. I remember thinking that it was an especially bad time to associate oneself with the…

Oh, come on. Don’t propagate lies. Those t-shirts never existed.

By definition, a Catholic school does not teach reasoning.

Hmm. I think you should tell HR that it happened. You could laugh it off, but not others. If HR eventually sees a pattern of multiple incidents, then they can take action.

The geography is definitely part of the explanation. These people are from the section of OH-KY border where there are multiple creationist “museums” and the enormous Noah’s ark. Moses fighting back velociraptors and such.  They’re from a culture that is both extremely stupid and extremely proud of it.

The adults are literally right there.  The adults planned it, drove them there, and are currently chaperoning them.  They’re generations of bigots.

The silver lining here is that they’re from Kentucky, so they’re going to live awful lives and die early from treatable diseases. (Kentucky’s health is declining worse than any other state.) Go fuck yourself, ya dumb bigot.

When does the drunken kickball league set in? 17th division? Seriously, a lot of that seems like pretentious, superfluous fluff.

You’re bad at biology and math. Chunks of genes don’t aggregate into what she has as a long stretch. She really is Native American.

Donald Trump is exactly 0% Native American. We already know this. His family (paternal and maternal sides) came here about 100 years ago, and before that, no branch of his family ever set foot in the New World.

The woman who “found” the Islamic sacrilegiously dusty prayer rugs won’t give her name because she’s afraid of retaliation by Mexican drug tycoons. Also, her neighbor “found” a Quran written in Spanish.

Those “younguns” are between 35 and 45.  How old are you?

I feel like the words “not accurate” should be in the body, the subheading, or the title itself. This post seems like spam.

He was lying on the ground, bleeding, while the officer kept shooting.  That’s not any kind of aggression.  PCP can’t explain what made the officer shoot so many extra times.

That’s not what happened.  The prosecutors overcharged, as they usually do, and as they often do against black defendants.  Overcharging is a strategy to ensure that at least one count hits.  In this case, the strategy worked.  Prosecutors were satisfied.  We should all be united against overcharging.  Then we can…

He’s just a short, whiny, bigot.  I always wondered how he paid his rent, and now I finally know.  He talks to strangers about toothbrushes.  That is exactly the pathetic life he deserves.  But 13-year olds will still worship him.

If semen got you “high,” I think you’re a little bi.