Twins fan here. Doesn’t matter which organization you root for, every baseball fan just loved this guy. To read this news first thing after waking up just completely crushed my soul. Damn, this is a horrible day for baseball and it’s going to take some time getting over this.

That’s a pretty optimistic injury outlook, ESPN.

Oh, come on. My crippling alcoholism is a fine religion, if you ask me.

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Fairly sure that the first amendment won’t apply in this case because it’s in fucking England.

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

They took away Duke and UNC’s home games for the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament.

That would be a first, and extremely surprising considering North Carolina’s history.

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Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

I’m against this.

Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):

Also lay off Derek Wolfe. He said he’d eat Brady’s kids and he’s fucking a porn star. Cool in my book.

Who would have thought this church would give a sermon about a Chubb?

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it.

Not surprising that the most important interview to ever air on Colin Cowherd’s show happened on his day off.