oh yea there’s literally a follow-up piece coming today about my impending death

If he doesn’t like pee, he’s got a rocky road ahead..

Apparently I am one of the 40% who can digest it. I have never had any digestive issues, and I drink milk on the regular. Whole milk, too, motherfucker.

I couldn't care less if other species don't drink milk after growing up. The last time I checked, Homo Sapiens is more awesome than any other species on the planet. I pity people who have lactose intolerance, I don't know how someone could live with such a crippling flaw.