Hey, you guys are a reverse of my boyfriend and I! He has the chronic insomnia, I am the heavy sleeper with a snoring problem. I never realized just how much he put up with to sleep in the same bed with me, but separate rooms were something we definitely agreed on upon moving in together and it’s worked out well.

Yes yes yessssss... people reacted SO adversely when my boyfriend and I moved in together but set up separate bedrooms. I snore. A lot. I’m a heavy sleeper who likes to go to bed early since I rise early. He’s got chronic insomnia and has immense difficulty getting to sleep in the most ideal conditions — nights we…

Omg, this comment is adorable. Also, go Cuse!

I’ll have to check out Revlon, I generally steer clear of most drugstore displays that aren’t NYX or Elf but I could use more lip liner-type things to go with all the outrageously expensive lipstick I’ve purchased recently.

Seriously, mine isn’t staffed with lazy teenagers... it’s got women and men who know their shit and have helped me get the best bang for my (considerable) buck every time. I adore my Sephora’s staff and look forward to getting to know them even better now that I’ve reached Rouge and can get free makeovers anytime.…

This this this. Even the difference between some of the higher-range brands is shocking — Bareminerals is more of an “intro” line imo and I used to go through its foundation pretty quickly. I switched to a similar powder foundation from Tarte and the little container is STILL going strong — mostly thanks to the…

Exactly. I’ve even tried to be thrifty and buy “duped” versions of mid- or high-range lipsticks from drugstores and they’re always just so disappointing. “OMG this wet n’ wild is JUST LIKE kat von d!”

Sadly, I’m not surprised. I wish I could be, but after I testified against my dirtbag molester father as a child, his entire family disowned and shunned me. Nobody could believe that their drug-addict, alcoholic, scuzzball of a relative could have POSSIBLY done something as awful as fucked around with his own child.…

Bwahahaha, aww man. Yes, film next time!

Appppparently, all Starbucks have at least one caramel lady. My friend just started as a barista at a brand new location over the summer and her first week she encountered a lady that watched her pour caramel in, requested more more more and finally asked if she could have more in a cup on the side.

Oh gawwwwd, this reminds me of my time working in food service during college. I was part of the “snack bar” staff, which meant I’d get assigned to one of the ten or so fooderies around campus. Each one had its own menu and style, catering to the type of students and staff in the building (so there was a law school…

Damnit, am I not a woman again? It’d be nice if they’d do a better job on the notifications for that. I might want someone to father my children someday but they’re never gonna if I keep taking dick like a pron star D:

Yep, amen for those of us who do like it. Nothing turns me on quite like a violent face fucking. And the spit/drool you work up makes for AMAZING lube if you plan on switching straight from that to anal sex ;D

I’m sure that a good amount of women don’t enjoy it, but there are undoubtedly plenty like myself who do. I fucking love deep throating. The first time a boyfriend shoved my head down further and his cock slipped down my throat was like a fucking explosion of hormones for me. I ask partners to be rougher because it’s…

So, I’ll comment as one of those apparently weird women that actually likes being face fucked...

I consider myself a former Ohio girl. Don’t crush my dreams!

lol... I’m from his hometown where he is buried, so I’ll never forget but goddamn everyone else does.

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to get a copy of that photo and hang it up somewhere. Girl’s got attitude and I love it.

Friend of mine is dating a guy who is mega paleo, naturally, he expects her to also be paleo... which she is, aside from the secret cookie stash in her closet and the times she comes over to my house laden with non-paleo delights.

Yeah, I bring a pair of gigantic fuzzy socks for long flights and switch from my flats to those once I’m on the plane but I would NEVER go barefoot ew ew ew