unicorndragonlady
unicorndragonlady
unicorndragonlady

You seriously don’t understand that putting your bare feet on other people’s things isn’t okay?? Wtf. Like. I don’t have a massive problem with feet in the way OP does, but I still don’t want people’s grimy feet all over my shit — ESPECIALLY not while we’re in a tiny tin can hurtling through the air.

Exactly. Fuck them, there’s no way this isn’t going to be disgustingly exploitative and crass.

Yeah, I’m just glad she’s getting recognized for her incredible work on Orphan Black — to play that many diverse characters so believably is nothing less than pure genius. I sincerely never think about the fact that it’s the same woman, even when they are all in a room together. She is fucking unbelievable.

They got rid of the goddamn clown too early. He was scary and interesting, but POOF!

I felt that way and quit after a few episodes when Asylum first came out, but I thought it really tied everything together so nicely at the end. I haven’t watched Coven, but I think I might go ahead now... I found Freakshow unfinishable but ugh ugh I only have two episodes so I might as well >.>

Dude, you can make fuckin’ BANK selling to the foot fetish dudes. A friend of mine makes a ton of money selling her old socks and shoes, and these guys will pay in the hundreds for well-worn, stinky as hell shoes from a sexy lady. It’s incredible.

I ghosted someone recently. It was really difficult because whenever she texted or reached out, I did realize my lack of response was causing another person pain. But I felt physically unsafe around her and realized that I could not have a conversation about the reasons why I didn’t want to be her friend without risk

Yes, this. Thanks for posting this so I didn’t have to — I looooove pain with my sex, but there is definitely good vs. bad pain. Bad pain was what I ignored the first time I hooked up with my boyfriend and resulted in a ruptured cyst (srsly, 8”+ dick + concrete floor + cowgirl = NO DON’T DO THIS). However, when he’s

I happen to greatly enjoy pain with my sex, especially the way it hurts when my cervix gets hit, but then again I’m a masochist. But yeah, like, there are some positions with giant dicks ain’t NO WAY it isn’t gonna hurt a little unless he’s going baby soft (and where’s the fun in that?)

Seriously... my bf and I get into a little bit of watersports in the shower (yay bdsm), but half the time he has trouble because he gets too aroused and can’t make himself go. I can’t imagine it happening toward the *end* of a blowjob o_O

I need that mug. I need it now.

lol, have you ever seen teenage girls order at Starbucks? It’s either frappes or teas, nothing else. Maybe mochas or whatever during xmas. The sbux near my office is also a block from a high school, so I get stuck behind crowds of teenagers all the time and it is a very, very, very safe assumption to make.

6:22 in the polka dots video, damn, Miss Utah looks terrified!

My mom and brothers were visiting and I was really stressed out because my family really stresses me out. I drank about a bottle and a half of wine to try and compensate for my stress, which led to me getting incredibly drunk. I was making pasta and fucked it up and burst into heaving sobs, so my boyfriend took me

NO

Seriously, what the FUCK is it and WHY is it almost $500????

Heh, your boyfriend’s cat reminds me of my boyfriend’s cat. His name is Genghis and it’s hella appropriate because he is a giant dick and will destroy EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.

It’s perfectly valid to remain single. I know several women who remained single their entire lives and they were happy, productive, etc. One raises and shows some kind of dog breed and lives on a giant farm while doing chemistry as a day job, one is a successful manager at her store and takes incredible vacations all

Oh, definitely. I don’t own a piece of leather and I’ve been heavily involved in my local kink scene for going on 2+ years. I loooove going to kinky parties, and usually I either put together an on-theme costume (there was a Disney-themed one last year that I did a badass Maleficent for) or I just wear a cute/slutty

Seriously, I fucking love that (in fact, blew a guy’s mind a couple weeks ago when I *asked* him to do it because it felt too weird going down on him w/o hands on my head). But not everyone does, I gather.