I think that's my biggest problem with propping this up as "monogamous" OR "promiscuous". I don't have a monogamous bone in my body. I have no desire to be exclusive with one single person for whatever period of time lasts before we hate each other. I've done a long-term, monogamous relationship and it was hell. I…

You can be nonmonogamous without one night stands ;) I have multiple sexual partners, as well as a committed, long-term relationship. None of my other partners have been one nighters, all of them have been as kinky as we wanted because life's too short to not fuck with your bear suit.

BIRDS ARE THE FUCKING WORST!

"I'm neither monogamous nor promiscuous."

And if he's that wealthy the dude can afford the super expensive, good-quality BDSM rope. No need to go to Home Depot, love. But then again, the author might know some of this stuff if she had bothered to visit a dungeon or go to a couple of munches in her writing process...

Y'know... unless you WANT it to hurt and leave marks. *cough*

Eh, most of the people touting "buy silky rope it feels nice!" aren't really looking to do any real bondage, they just want to tie their partner's wrists very loosely to the bedstand during sex. In that case, yeah, I'd say go for the marked-up silky crap you get from those bondage kits.

Srsly. Home Depot for the win. My partner and I have spent a TON there for supplies to make homemade toys. If you know your stuff, you'll know which ropes and other materials can be bought at Home Depot/similar stores and which should be left alone.

No, The Gap, I do NOT fucking need it right now. I need it never.

"You receive an IP relay call which is just a reading of The Raven followed by the threat of someone coming to get you. (This is a thing that happened to me and I still called the non-emergency number.)"

Aaaand this is why I'm glad my office is surrounded by several bars and liquor stores. Because goddamn, Imma need to start drinking NOW to handle the rest of this godfucking day.

I liked the second one from USC. I thought it was positive and pretty chill, while also letting people know what was expected. Especially that they were cool with people wearing as much or as little makeup as they were comfortable with, so long as it looked polished.

I've seen better rigging, but that suspension tie is pretty good. Hope she at least enjoyed the experience.

Congratulations, you just made me snort tea through my nostrils!

We were fresh out of college and super broke, but I was the one with a job (and the one who popped the question), so I bought the ring. We had been looking at Zale's and a few other places, but then I wandered into a local artisan's shop where she had all these rings she had made herself. They were kinda funky…

oh my god they actually have a video called teen angst

It really is true, and once I realized that a few years ago, I started actually enjoying my curly hair. I don't really have a day anymore when I think much about my hair beyond wondering what accessory to toss in it.

To be fair, if I were famous enough to get away with posing on top of a motherfucking dinosaur, you betcha I'd go for it.

NOBODY AROUND ME UNDERSTANDS THIS! My ex used to think it was ridiculous that I insisted on being fully dressed and made up to leave the house, and would even at least put on a bra and jeans to take out the garbage. But I can't get that feeling of dread out of my head that I will be judged mercilessly if I'm not…

Which is how I ended up with several maternity shirts over the years because they're like mixed right in and HEY THEY FIT SURPRISINGLY WELL IN THE STOMACH WHAT DO YA KNOW.