Oh please, oh please, oh please...

Have you ever had the Speculoos cookie butter-filled dark chocolate bar they sell at Trader Joe's? DEAD.

Exactly. It isn't dough at all — the cookies are instead mashed up into the butter substance stuff to create gloriousity... oh man. It's so good. So, so, so good.

Who just tosses a tube of cookie dough into their purse anyway? Like, what is the thought process behind that? Yes, this is the snack for me. A WHOLE TUBE OF RAW COOKIE DOUGH, IN MAH PURSE.

Oh.

Birds are evil personified. Have you ever looked into a bird's soulless eyes and contemplated the death it has in store for you?

Chickens are frightening. FULL STOP.

What a fucking piece of shit. I hope her daughter resents her for this and grows up knowing her mother is a clear example of how NOT to be. You don't abandon animals EVER. If she truly didn't want the dog, she should have found a local no-kill shelter and taken him there. Fucking piece of trash.

I'm not nearly as puzzled by the outfit as I am by her hair. I haven't seen that terrible an example of roots growing out since sophomore year of high school. Eeeeuch.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS SHE DOES THAT WEIRDS ME OUT FOR SO LONG AND THIS IS EXACTLY IT!

A good number of kinksters in my local community are planning on doing just this. We're interested in seeing what the movie portrays in prep of the influx of 50 Shaders coming to our events in the month or so after.

Oh man. "So... your ovary might've floated away or something. Sorry!"

We use them for a couple of reasons. First, we are not monogamous, so some toys are used with other people — for example, my partner has a hitachi magic wand. Putting a condom over the head means he can use it on me, take the condom off, rinse/disinfect it but not have to worry about transferring any germs or whatnot…

Oooh, thank you!

Heh, I moved to Northern California from the frozen tundras of central NY and it was like in the 60s and sunnyish in March here and everyone was in full-on pea coats and scarves and boots and I was in sundresses wanting to run into the ocean. Of course, now I've acclimated and I wore two sweaters and a pea coat and a…

OH MY GOD, I LOVED CRAP EMAILS FROM A DUDE! Why does that not exist anymore?

"Village of bitches" is now my favourite phrase for my girlfriends. Yasssss.

Agreed. My partner is average in thickness, but VERY long and the only time we've had a condom break was attempting to use a normal-size condom. All hail the gold packet!

While I agree that insistence that a guy is "too big" for condoms is bullshit, Magnums do exist for a reason. My partner is long and wide, and non-Magnum size condoms are painful for him. We've only ever had a condom break once, and that was when we were out of Magnums and he tried a regular size from the stash I keep…