My favourite part was when she nudged him with her foot away from one plate of sausages.... straight into a face-first dive into the other one.

It's always been tough for me. And it comes down to an ability to suspend my disbelief, really. Mel Gibson is a fucking horrible person, and I find myself turned off by anything he does... but some of his older work I do still enjoy because of the memories I have of that work growing up. I suppose the same could go…

You know you've done goofed if Comic Sans is a better choice.

Hahahaha, megachurch Christians and charity? Nah. Nah dog. Closest you'll get is what they did when I was growing up in Christian schools, where we'd "donate" to missionaries who went to Africa or Russia or India to convert the dirty atheists into being Christians. If the dirty atheists in foreign countries don't…

Is it just me, or does the horrible font they chose make it look like "Shaving Christmas" instead?

Why is her mouth so small?

I've been VIB for two years and just realized that there is pretty much no way I *won't* hit rouge this year with how much I spend on cosmetics per month.... I work around the corner from a Sephora and all of my coworkers shop there. It's an epidemic. Also, I do a LOT of dressing up and costume parties, so I need new…

Right? I unfortunately was an ignoramus and didn't get registered in time to vote b/c I kept putting off going to the DMV for a CA license (if you register to vote, you have 10 days from that time to get a license). But I paid close attention to the CA issues, esp. prop 47, and was pleased mostly with how the election…

I motherfuckin' LOVE Christmas.... as long as it is contained between the week or two after Thanksgiving and December 30th (I give it some extra time to linger until NYE b/c really New Year's is kinda bullshit in its own right).

Uh, so, sorry lady but Uber definitely lets you know that surge pricing is in effect and even makes you TYPE IT IN to show that you understand you're accepting a higher rate. Also, you can use the "fare calculator" at the bottom once you select a pickup spot and get a rough estimate of what your trip will cost. That's…

I'm a horror connoisseur and write my own shit... Look At Me and The Next Cabin Over were SUPER FUCKING TERRIFYING OMG. I have a strange fear of wearing headphones that block too much sound specifically because I am paranoid someone will sneak up behind me. This reinforces that. Never ever ever ever using…

See, I gave up watching Asylum early on but after reading these comments I'm thinking I need to give it another shot. I didn't have time for Coven and don't have much inclination after reading it was a clusterfuck, but I am totally making time for Freak Show because clowns scare the BAJEESUS outta me and I'm so…

This was already a thing when I moved to San Jose from NY last year. It was weird to get used to, but honestly, I like it. The giant collection of plastic bags was always annoying. Sometimes if I don't have reusable bags, I can just put my stuff in my backpack or *gasp* carry it. And if you reallllly need a bag, a…

Cheating is wrong no matter how you slice it. Two people mutually consenting to a desire to be with each other as well as other people, whether it's swinging or polyamory or some other form of non-monogamy? Not cheating, not wrong. And I can tell you from personal experience that the love my partner and I have for…

Yeah, I am polyamorous and run into the question of whether I'm a swinger or not quite frequently when dealing with people outside the kink/BDSM scene... and often I explain swinging as being for fairly conservative couples who want to have sex with other people for fun but in keeping with rigid rules and guidelines.…

This was beautiful, heartbreaking, fascinating... I've never stopped to think about cremation overall, let alone cremation of babies. I'm definitely going to have to buy and read this book.

Heh, so he's definitely an idiot after having it explained to him (and esp. trying to claim he's had it as chicken everywhere), but I kinda feel the guy on the chicken-fried steak. That used to trip me up, too, before I actually ordered it and tried the dish. I was honestly not sure the first time whether I was gonna…

No, it was a couple days' turnaround because when stuff like that happens the place gets MOBBED with paps and people in general. It's a nightmare and a huge liability for contamination or a leak of information. My friend who was working there at the time said they had people crawling around in the bushes and all sorts…

Yeah, no. This is utter fabrication. Friend of mine was doing part of her graduate work at the LA county coroner's during this time period and called bullllshit on everything she's saying. They weren't letting a soul except for those who HAD to near that body and it was a quick as hell in-and-out deal. Also, they…

OH MY GOD I HAVE ANOTHER! I can't believe I have so many poop stories, jfc.