Oh man. I have NEVER shared this with a living soul... until now.

Dozens upon dozens. Overflowing closets full of Ed Hardy eeeeeverything.

Yeah, my body has now trained itself to poop the instant I wake up. Which is fine, except recently I've been waking up at 6 to pee and then I *want* to go back to sleep for 45 more minutes but noooo, body wants to poop. Bahh.

Happens to me allllll the time.

Swastika-print leggings sounds like an Urban Outfitters dream come true. I can already imagine the instagrams from the hipsters who would buy them and defend their "irony" now...

I am INSTA-in love with the guy in the hipster glasses @ 1:04. Omg. Marry me now plz.

This is what happens when the people surrounding celebrities fall all over themselves to tell them every single idea they have is a fuckin' goldmine. Jesus Christ. If I had made anything resembling that plastic nightmare as a kid, my mom would've hidden it in the garage.

*high five*

Ughhhh someone tried to do that on a recent flight I was on. Fortunately, the flight attendant put a stop to that nonsense asap by explaining that nail polish was flammable and also smells bad so put it away right now kthx.

"Whale gang-bang rape party" is not a phrase I ever expected to read.

True story: In college, we were served tamales in the dining hall and my boyfriend's roommate kept complaining about the texture. Turns out he was eating the damn thing with the corn husk still on. >.<

Somehow that font at the end bothers me more than anything else in the trailer. Just... no. Stop. But also why is there a terrible dance number? And who is the guy in the MASSIVELY ugly sweater?

I find her smart, funny and talented. Not a problem if you don't, but there's no need to be a dick about it.

They basically fill seats that are empty because someone is on stage or up getting food or taking a piss, that way when the cameras pan the audience it doesn't look like nobody showed up.

I honestly hope she remains childfree. It seems like she is there, but maybe not wanting to say so for fear of upsetting people. Unlike Cameron Diaz, who is unapologetically childfree (which is AWESOME!). Having babies is not the end-all, be-all for women. The obsession with Jennifer Aniston's lack of children or…

The train has been blissfully uncrowded thanks to BM. I'm loving it. But yes, my feed is PACKED with BM stuff and I'm so over it.

Goth loofah might be one of my new favourite phrases.

Omg, me too! My HTML and graphics skills are alllllll thanks to Neopets and Livejournal.

Am I the only person who pictured the mom/nursing son pairing as Lysa and Robin Arryn from Game of Thrones? And now I'm imagining an entire Stark/Arryn/Tulley family outing to the local Cheesecake Factory. Oh, this is beautiful.

I have yet to meet a person who HATES lox o_O When I started school in New York, it was one of the first things I was introduced to as a must eat... maybe it's because I have a ton of Jewish friends? Idk. But I find lox and smoked salmon in general to be utter heaven. Mmm. I know what I'm getting for breakfast…