Bitch, this is like all I do.

Have you ever loaded up Excel and thought, “Man, this would be amazing with Spaceship graphics?” If so, you’d probably like EVE.

Requisite comment: I love reading about Eve, but god damn I never want to play it.

So if the trend keeps true, it’ll become one of the most overrated, overhyped, and overpriced items in its category, at least for the next nine years?

Looks to me to be a flux capacitor. Likely putting out 1.21 Gigawatts.

all you dealership shamers need to relax. test driving a car is routine for every car dealership. it doesn’t matter what your car is in for. a lot of car dealerships have checklists that they give to you when you pick up your car. part of your job as a technician and service writer is to find problems BEFORE they…

Oh, calm down people typing ‘TYPICAL STEALERSHIP’ into the comments already... I see you. Stop it.

I have an irrational desire to buy it and LS/manual swap it just to annoy everyone. Then drift it and smack it into a wall or two.

Of course, there are far better ways to annoy people with $125k.

Since when did .223/5.56 cost $1 per round?

Well it seems that everyone here has an issue with that survey we send you. You’re not alone, anyone in the service or sales department absolutely loathes these CSI surveys and the way they impact our salaries. Key part, OUR SALARIES. If someone was truly an ass, by all means, don’t fill it out or tank the survey. But…

Porsche dealers do know who gives what on surveys. And if you give anything lower than a 10 it opens a case with the service manager and he will call you to find out why you were satisfied with your service. Once he has contacted you he will have report back to Porsche saying he fixed the situation and everyone is…

Something’s wrong with a business model that demands its business partners perform perfectly or they’re punished. These are car dealerships run by salesman, not Lutheran seminaries.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

well, 2 anyway...one is just a bike.

2 guys filming, none guys spotting. hmmmm.

Excellent demonstration of the one thing to really remember and stick to when you’re pulled over: be white.

I got here as soon as I could

That sounds like a really