I adore you for this reference.

Get a wad of $50s and $20s (do not carry it all them on you, separate them singularly). Whenever you’re bored, go to Walmart and look for someone hesitating over every selection or stand at the front looking for people putting things back or only buying food (because other things are not covered by food stamps). Do…

Targeting Relatives’ Unlawful Monetary Procurement Act.

Little corrections: Grendel’s Torso is a giant mouth, not mount.

Every president is worthy of some amount of criticism. Some a magnitude or two more than others. Obama certainly had his fair share liabilities over his two terms

“stand by” lol

Alright guys, listen up!

Somebody never had Grover teach them the differences between Near and Far.

Kellyanne Conway looks like she exists on nothing but cigarette butts, gin-soaked olives, and souls of the damned.

Caged Bird by Mya Angelou