The article is great but all I could think was: THANK GOD NONE OF IT IS PINK. (That is, what is pictured.) No current NFL (or NBA, MLB, NHL or MLS) team uses pink as one of their colors meaning that *no* team gear should be pink. I will happily buy gear to show my fandom especially if it fits. Buying Youth sizes…

""I always tell single girls, you're more approachable if you're wearing your Jets clothes," Johnson says."

"embracing female “fandom” represents a multi-layer opportunity for the NFL. . ."

These are so beautiful. They would make terrific minimalist covers for paperbacks!

"At 372 miles above the Earth

Let me get this straight. She gets dislocated from her space shuttle, FLIES IN SPACE to the International Space Station, THAT gets blown up, and she...what? Flies to Mars? Re-enters earth's atmosphere on a raft of George Clooney's ex-girlfriends?

Have you. . .told them that you're concerned?

Oh come on city folk! Cow tipping is just what we call going out to the fields at night with cute boys and letting them cop a feel and/or getting drunk. Nobody really tries to tip cows. It's just like snipe hunting.

Happy new year! It's technically schmear :-)

gimme one with lox and some schmear and i'd eat the hell out of it

Oh she has a 200k ruby?! How nice. I have a 200k house.

There's gotta be a better way!!!

"Every day I pray for the women my boys will love."

The tree is walleyed, not cross eyed?

That tree is scary.

That tree is incredibly disturbing, like the ones at McDonald's.

That's what I thought since the first week usually isn't an entire week of school for the kids anyway (admin prep days and whatnot). The main problem seems to be that all the summer programs ended at their usual time, right before Labor Day, and made no adjustment for the delayed school year.

OMG. Wait. Fuck. I never thought of that. No. I mean really. I'm not messing with you. I literally NEVER even considered that as a way to keep memories. I have ONLY used tattoos as a way of remembering things. Now what am I gonna do? God damnit. Now I have all this stupid ink on my body. Are my parents…

I guess. But one thing that this article didn't really make clear is how much advanced warning parents had. Did schools just decide this today or last week? It's not like the date of Rosh Hashana was a surprise.

We call that "Thanksgiving" or "Christmas" at my house.