I noticed that she was called a "girl" in her mid twenties when in other articles 17 year old girls are called "women" for effect. Interessante.

It's more likely a lace wig, actually. It would be difficult/impossible to blend a weave or extensions into hair the length of her cut.

Shut the fuck up about Captain Hornblower! His relationship with Mr. Bush was based on mutual admiration and respect!

Enders Game is awesome, and the Bean stuff is fantastic too...But OSC is is such a friggin maniac it makes it hard for me to get past that. There's a really awesome piece floating around the internet somewhere exploring the deeper implications of Ender Wiggin, Tiny Tyke Fascist.

Oh my God! That man ate Zachary Ty Bryan!

Way, way before I knew anything about Orson Scott Cards personal opinions (crap), I read all of his books and was convinced he secretly wanted to touch all the young men. His books have some serious man/boy creepiness about them.

They are also looking for other signs, like one-way plane tickets in the middle of the school year, if the child looks uncomfortable, age of the child etc, etc. Presumably, if enough suspicion boxes are ticked, the child will be separated from her family and questioned alone.

They are working with airports and security but Jezebel decided that should be left out.

In the US if the bride is a minor she would be taken to the room accompanied by her parent or guardian, so that's not really going to help.

Do you know, are they working with airport security/police in those countries to tell them to look out for kids who might be using this trick, as a sign that it could be a cry for help? So maybe security officers can see this as a red flag that this is possibly a child in danger? Protocol could be to immediately call…

Why did Jezebel ignore this part that was in the other article.

One of you can go with Google Glasses, and everyone else can watch the video feed.

Is that supposed to be a proof, or a haiku?

I was just discussing Kate Gosselin and how she went through all that money with friends. Everybody laughs at Mama June on Honey Boo Boo, but from what I can tell she's squirreling that away for when the camera's aren't there.

I'm slightly freaked out by the corn going all the way to its shoulder but you do you, hamster. Baby corn is the bee's knees.

I don't know about Hayden, but I certainly get bummed out about not being Kristen Bell.

More dick would be fine, but is it really fair to equate tits to dicks?

At least you have Kinja to blame. I only have fat fingers. Womp womp.