Me too. I was like, is it for riding bikes?

Until the quote I honestly did not understand the purpose of this. 'The female equivalent of a cup?' I wondered, images of women taking tennis balls and karate kicks to the clit playing out in my mind.

It took me the entire article to understand that this is a shave shield, apparently? Does it have... other uses? Not being cute, I am genuinely coated with confusion.

Hahaha, I read the whole article going, "What in the holy fuck is it for, though?!?" then got to the shaving mention and, "Ooooohhhhhhhh!"

You never know...

When was the last time I needed more than one. I feel old now. Gee thanks, man.

Maybe it's to share with your friends? Giving someone in need a condom makes you the best wingman ever.

If I looked in my lover's pocket and he had 20 condoms, I might give him some side eye. "Babe, how much sex you expecting when you go pick up the groceries?" "You never know, I was told to carry 20 Just. In. Case."

respect and ointment, because everyone involved in that is going to be a chafed mess.

Orgies. Duh.

At what point will I be old enough that stuff that tries to be "cool" for teens doesn't make me still cringe with awkwardness?

Respect for any dude who can use 20 condoms in one night.

GUYS JUST FYI DO NOT BUY CONDOMS AT THRIFTSHOPS

Look for the ones who direct period pieces.

If every stupid thing I did was photographed, blogged, and written about, well...I'd probably do less stupid things.

then perhaps they shouldn't have pre-invited icky girls and then disinvited them?

I'll bet their family gatherings are loud and fun and hilarious.

This. Is absolutely insane. Thank you for bringing it into my life.

I was at the ontario science centre today and they had the evolution/growth of a bean shoot in acrylic. Gets my vote.