Okay, so one of my coworkers was all high and mighty about this issue. ( that, and religion, and shacking up...) and she told me that my relationship would fail and hers would succeed because she didn't fart or poop in front of her boyfriend. My husband and I poop with the door open, because we are super gross like…

Me and my boyfriend fart around each other constantly, along with a loud declaration of I FARTED AHAHAHA! as a warning.

Our family, when i was growing up, always blamed it on the moose in the basement. we didn't have a basement.

I full-body laughed at Lindy's quote. For like 30 seconds. You can only go so long without smelling your loved one's farts.

By the way, are editors still receiving tips? Do I post this on my blog or whatever?

I do not endorse this philosophy, but find it a horribly amusing way to phrase it. (If you ever introduce FluterDude to this concept, a pox on your head!)

Even people who think they don't fart in each others presence usually do. They can have the most rigid control of their sphincters all day, but unless they maintain separate bedrooms, or weirdly synchronised sleep rhythms they are hearing their sleeping partners let rip.

Who are these people that never fart in front of their partners, and how do they maintain such rigid control over their emissions? That must be so very stressful.

Couples who won't fart in front of each other aren't even real couples. Let one go, Katy. Let one go and be free.

How much of this is cultural?

Athleta has great pants/athletic wear in plus sizes! Cute styles too!

Sounds like that scene in Bridesmaids where the mom of three boys says she once broke a blanket in half.

I'm in love with you for posting this! My daddio is 6'6 and getting to be an old guy and the pressure on his joints from being so tall means he can't fly out to see me at all anymore. Ever.

Rejoice, not-tall people of the world. For the skies are our friend as we sit down to our comparatively SPACIOUS super economy seats as we travel the world.

Don't you mean "'FratPAC' Lobbies FOR Hazing, Beacuse of Course It Does"?

Shouldn't the title of this be, like, that they are lobbying against anti-hazing legislature? Or lobbying for hazing?

Can't it be both?

I've always thought apologist should mean something different than what it does.

I told myself I didn't remember what he looked like, so I could look him up, even though I new DAMN WELL what he looked like.