Aaryn's parents misspelled "Aryan" wrong.

I need to figure out how to spend less than the 0% of the time I already spent watching The View.

Wait, she's replacing Joy? I thought she was replacing Hasselbeck. Ugh, if they're replacing Joy with McCarthy, what vileness will take Hasselbeck's seat?

Yes! That's the best word for it. It makes me wish I was a club kid, even though in reality it was probably awful. I actually infuse club kid styles into my daily life because of that movie.

That film does not get the credit it deserved.

I don't understand that outfit and I won't respond to it.

because nothing says douche like an unhooked clip on bow tie.

#YOLO means that life is too short to apply to a college that asks you to write an essay about the relevance of a hashtag cliche.

Crouches in a corner with hands over head and whispers:

Actually, it's not a typo at all.

J-Kwon would like to dispute "tipsy" as a gendered term.

It's that point when you feel fine while sitting, but then stand up to go to the toilet & think "Whoa, these are not the legs I came in with..."

Yep. I hated Gen 2, and I found the character of Cook insufferable. I skipped to Gen 3 and liked it much, much more.

Freddie always gave me the creeps. I find him SO unappealing. All yours!

He's so gross. But also quite hot. I feel a bit dirty about it, but I kind of would. Am I alone in this?

Between the fact that she cries in every episode and her somewhat off-putting face (maybe its her forehead), I am just ready for Allison pills character to get killed off

I think Krysten Ritter's dress is better if only because it's more tailored. Plus, the peekaboo back is unnecessary. Dresses should have a limit on the number of gimmicks.

Now that's what I call a Barbie-Q.

Oh, my. Oh, my. Sometimes I just think the writers are beyond desperate.