High School Unholy would have wept for joy at this!

Not really disagreeing with you here just adding ... They are missing some big name (current) stand-ups too. I mean Patton Oswalt can't get near that list since he is working up his new album without a "traditional" tour because he wants to break my heart ... I mean ... he wants to spend more time with his daughter…

If you are a person that created and are constantly updating a hate/parody twitter account dedicated to me - youve never had an orgasm.

AWWW This reminds me of a time, many years ago, when I was at a big, stressful event with my husband's entire immediate family. Part of the cultural expectation for this event was heavy drinking. Mr.Unholy and I were fulfilling our heavy drinking duty and were about 3 drinks into the day when Baby B-I-L (12 at the…

Cook looks/acts/pretty much IS a guy I dated in college. My brightest relationship moment? nooooooo. Was it fun in a fucked up crazy way? yesssssssssss.

I really dislike Gen 2. That said, you aren't wrong. It is pretty universally acknowledged that Gen 1 was the all time best and will be loved forever and the subsequent generations can't hold a candle/are but pale imitation of the original magic. Where people disagree is which of the following generations is less bad.…

WHO GAVE A LITTLE GIRL A DOLL MADE OF GASOLINE SOAKED MATCHSTICKS?!?

I had not clicked through because the initial picture was so "Ewww. What did I expect? I was promised awkward make-out and this was exactly what it said on the tin."

I LOVE me some apocalypse. I'll take any kind. Genetically-engineered, space debris, nuclear war, viral, zombie (which may or may not involve a virus and/or space debris), the Singularity ... I love them all.

I will get right on that. Seriously.

I love the bathroom graffiti in one very cool, very old German bar in Indy. It tends to be so insightful/entertaining that even I, a person who believes strongly that "potty time is alone time," have been known to read the best bits aloud to friends in other stalls (and they read the good stuff from their stalls to…

They are kinda nice for chest traps in soccer, but become a PITA again the instant you need to run.

I am falling more in love with Athleta every day.

Ermah Gerd! Did you know vervet monkeys have electric blue balls? For true!

Who didn't?

It is the BEST Disney movie.

Gah. Menstrual blood isn't fucking magic. It is bodily waste. Menstrual blood is no more and no less gross than other bodily waste like urine and feces.

and a soupçon of "done with him."

Yes. Couch surfing because you are fighting with your parents or because you are an aspiring performer who can't afford your own place so you are crashing with friends or in your work space =/= homeless.

Ah. Thanks! I honestly can't tell the two apart. :)