They avoided the temptation to spawn the Kwisatz Haderach a generation earlier than planned?

Sweet. Don’t give me 4 billion dollars and a beachside mansion, because it will piss people off.

You can tell that the “Boys will be boys” one came first, because the meter in that rhyme actually makes sense.

My preference would be after the second "almonds."

I thought everyone knew this.

Heck, I speak English natively, and I’m not a fan of the language.

“In reverse, that would have been creepy...”

An honest answer from another man: This question seems to indicate that the only thing of value to you within a marriage is the sex. Personally, I would want more from a marriage than that, but if you can make the marriage work when the only good thing is the sex, then good for you. However, if that’s the only thing…

The article was called “Date Rape: The Story of an Epidemic and Those Who Deny It” from the Campus Times section of the October 1985 issue of Ms. Magazine.

Not quite. It’s be more accurate (but still flawed) to say that they’re both offshoots of Judaism. In order to be an offshoot of Christianity, Muslims would pretty much have to believe that Jesus was not just a prophet, but the Messiah promised in the Old Testament. Some Jews also think that Jesus was a prophet -…

No love for plain, air-popped popcorn?

I just think it’s funny that they’re attacking Trudeau for having the same amount of experience Harper had in his first (failed) attempt to become Prime Minister:

For Canadians, the deals are slightly different.

For Canadians, the deals are slightly different.

What is the difference between an anaesthesiologist and an anaesthetist?

I use one of these to exercise my wrists:

How do I paste into Kinja? I can copy from the article and paste into the comments, but anything that I try to paste from outside of my browser just fails to paste anything. This happens both at home and at work, in both IE11 and Chrome.

I used to eat processed cheese, and never had a problem with it melting on my sandwiches. Now, when I make grilled cheese with actual cheese, the cheese doesn’t melt.

Your comment is not particularly constructive. You go into great detail about what the columnist is doing wrong, but when it comes to what he could have done instead, you completely pass the buck.

She usually ordered a Venti (I’m sorry, I know you hate that word)

That makes me more hopeful. Thanks!