I'm (sometimes) a writer. What I would do is this:

The news spread through the Net as quickly as pulses of light could carry it: TOMORROW was ready.

I don't think "making people better" is a bad thing.

I think the most pertinent question is, "Will this guy be helping Neal Stephenson with his 'Clang' game?"

OK, this one is easy.

Okay, let me get this straight (spoilers for the above video):

This is what they needed to exhaust: [www.irregularwebcomic.net]

You are currently playing characters in revivals of works from three bygone eras: the 19th Century (Holmes), the 1930s (The Hobbit), and the 1960s (Star Trek).

I don't know. I wouldn't call it "hallucinating" but I see the world overlaid like something very much like that last image.

I don't swear much in normal conversation, or at all in formal conversation.

I find a book and a candle, and read.

Definitely missing from the list

Let's get dangerous.

After 7 books of "you look just like your father" (including Harry mistaking a future version of himself for his father), that wouldn't have been ballsy, it would have been completely unhinged.

Unless there is a physical line between the second and the third dimension, and an actual Menger Sponge in existence to put on that line, I think the word "literally" in the title of this article is being misused.

I'd eat it. I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

It's never happened? LIES!

@das7002: If that were the case, we'd have SkypeIn and GoogleVoice up here. As it stands, there's some invisible barrier preventing it.

Will I be able to call FROM Canada?

@ericesque: Does Thunderbird support Exchange ActiveSync?