I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

For real though, how has no one mentioned this?

“I call my instrument Erato”

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

I think a few other people have explained the obvious answer to that already. Also, the article states they jumped to protect her from the “threat” of the authorities who tried to take her. Sounds like they were doing a hell of a lot better of a job than her own biological family did.

I’ll agree with you when monkeys start inventing smartphones and have a virus free internet that can easily handle trolls.

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

I know! Weasels are THE BEST.

I hate her so much. She knows her father is a literal mad man, and she has chosen to try to normalize him. She and her husband are millionaires in the own right, they don’t actually NEED Daddy’s money, but they are greedy, power hungry fucksacks.

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

The turds don’t fall far from the asshole.

But I respect the fact that he always listens. It’s how he was in business. It’s how he is as president.

Please don’t denigrate weasels by comparing them to the Trumps.

The same kind of wordsalad speaking that her old man/lover thinks they’re good at. Except they’re not.

She’s a weasel.

Pleeeeease get Trudeau to beat the piss outta O’Leary. I am so on board with this.

I hate him and all that he stands for. Remember on International Women’s Day (!!) when he said that Trudeau was so concerned with having a diverse (read: half women) cabinet that he ended up with a mediocre one full of incompetent people?

I didn’t know he was a Canadian. Interesting.

Kevin Fucking O’Leary