I just googled Squatty Potty - man, that is marketing gold!

Haha, I also started questioning my drinking habits... because I also sometimes do hot yoga when I am hungover. It is absolutely the last thing I want to do in those moments, but it does significantly reduce your hangover recovery time. I guess I might be taking the “you got to push past your resistance” and “breath…

Never having sex again.

thank you :) I do hope your soul feels better soon too!

Brava!

Remember this?! Bono fixes ISIS! With Comedy! And his opinions!

I’m imagining a long line made up of every actors and actress that has ever played in a Woody Allen movie. Because they like the taste of old taint.

Hum. I have every one of those looks in my closet already and I exclusively shop at the Salvation Army.

You know what is really sad? The part of the story that to me didn’t seem real was about the dispatcher being so caring, that he didn’t dismiss her as being crazy and offering to stay on the line with her for 40 minutes - nobody is that caring/good at their job nowadays. That is a really sad thought.

Guys, I’ve got some adulting advice - the best way to get drunk in public/theaters/outdoor shows is to pour vodka in your camelbak

My mom was a cleaning lady and my dad was a construction worker, and I was the first in the family to get a university degree. I feel like I turned out to be a decent person and ok smart and good at my job, but I am grossly underpaid and undervalued at work, and I cannot bring myself to ask for a raise, and also, some…

I once saw my ex walking down the street in a bow tie, and I thought, “Wow, you look like a pedo”.

Oh man, now I really want that velour thing. The color is perfect.

I feel like John Mayer casually appearing in any scenario just ups the grossness exponentially.

Those idiots don’t need Planned Parenthood because they ain’t never gonna get laid.

Yeah, more like the Duchess of Cambridge Experience

I just want to put this out there as a PSA to all: I have a mortgage and I medium hate my job, but I have a sweet sweet Canadian citizenship - under the right circumstances and calculations, both our worries about the future could be thing of the past.

Didn’t he say at some point that he’ll build a US/Canada wall because of all the Syrians we bring in? Haha our neighbourinos are fffffffucked.

I had an abortion at almost 11 weeks. I had no clue I was pregnant until week 10 – I’ve always had abnormal periods (maybe 4 periods/year) and I had no morning sickness or any other sign to clue me in (I’ve actually lost weight during that time). Looking back, I am SO GRATEFUL that I was able to get that abortion – I…

I think it’s great. It complements well the ugliness of her soul.