Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I was laughing my fucking ass off the entire last ten minutes or so, which I’m pretty sure was not the reaction they were going for.

My commute is on the subway-so there’s that. I’ll make sure to work on the weight gain part.

For real, the last ep was so bad that I thought (hoped?) it was an elaborate and expensive troll. “HA HA JK REAL FINAL EP IS NEXT WEEK, THIS WAS ALL JUST WENDY’S HEROIN DREAM.” :(

When it comes to binge drinking Brits are world class.

They’re British

Goddam, I do NOT miss going out and getting drunk on New Years.