“But actually Bernie, our most interesting find is that you’re also related to Donald Trump.”

I wish Bill O’Reilly’s children were heavily armed that day when Bill beat up their mother in front of them.

Courtney Love, Beck and Hanson are currently in protective custody until the guy from the New Radicals is located.

Puerto Rico doesn’t want independence. They want to be a state.

What *are* you talking about? PR had about 500 shelters, evacuation orders in place, just like TX and FL did. What did you expect them to do?

Once more, with feeling: fuck this orange shitstain, fuck the GOP for creating an atmosphere where he could win, and fuck the people who voted for him and haven’t apologized to the rest of the country yet.

The overused refrain is how fast the news cycles are moving under Trump, but goddamn is it true, and sometimes its perspective is surreal:

But if Janet knows everything, does she not also know that Mindy desperately wants cocaine? Have a heart, Janet!

...oh. Right.

Yeah I agree, but Tahani-Eleanor just in this episode seeming so remote was irksome—and why would Tahani have only been to Mindy’s once, while Chidi was “usually in the mix”?

It was me. I actually called a plot development. My life is complete!

I am not pleased that Eleanor and Tahani’s complicated, forked-up friendship seems to be a casualty of the reboot. Or that the possibility they could be soulmates was treated as a throwaway joke.

Sushi & The Banshees is everything I want from this world.

The only person manly enough to play Teddy Roosevelt is Nick Offerman.

It brought us Facebook ads inciting Americans to racist, treasonous actions - paid for in rubles.

That might be the weakest attempt at trolling I’ve ever seen.

The Yamaha CS-80 is THE synthesiser for 1980s science fiction sounds. Other notable uses include the Terminator theme and the bassline on the Tom Baker-Peter Davison Doctor Who theme.

Everything about the modern Republican party is downright insulting.

Love, that Jimmy’s doing this (and so ridiculous how the conservative right always overlooks the fact that Trump is a “Hollywood elite”, too — star of a long-running NBC show, has made cameos in lots of movies, and even has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.)

More importantly, here are the numbers from the end of…

The one feces throwing incident you probably have in mind there was directed at Tila Tequila who just prior to appearing at the Gathering posted images of herself on Twitter with Swastikas and Nazi paraphernalia, apparently expecting that would win over the proudly vulgar audience.

This was a miscalculation.

As much fun as it would’ve been to watch a bunch of juggalos in full makeup beat the living shit out of Trumpers, I’m really glad it never came to that. A big riot would’ve undermined the purpose of their march and given the Trumpers cause to bitch about being ‘victimized’ again. And I think it’s pretty safe to say…