Fuck you and your fame, Kanye. You're a goddamned amazing musician but sweet Jesus.

Oh god, I forgot about Bumfights. That was some depressing shit.

I anticipate twerking of the highest quality in this film.

Superman flies through space all the time!

No way man. I know the kinds of things that go on in there! Poppers, and weird sex!

No way is having a space ship cooler than the ability to fly. That's like saying owning a Porsche is cooler than being able to run at superhuman speeds.

Fooking plastics with their weekend TV

Yup

Damn, Slim. Get well soon.

I will be eternally hateful. Hot freaks!

the one from "Gold Hick" that goes "I want my vehicle/my saucer-shaped coffin/I'm mighty pro-jet/I'm baron Von Richthofen!" just makes me smile the biggest shiteating grin every time I hear it.

"Started wizards and other weird weather patterns/we participate in this shit/now that's a hit" is my current fave.

No, she's a multimillionaire many times over having parlayed the Republican base's willingness to embrace charlatans who whisper sweet nothings about an impossible return to the social mores (but not the tax rates) of the 1950s in their ear.

I thought I smelled death and bad fried chicken.

Yep.

Fucking Disqus. It's the tide, it's the dismal tide.

Everyone knows that the First Tiger can't be trusted with that kind of money, man. He'll blow it all on his tuna habit.

Yeaahhhh, that shit was crazy.

I'm not a gooner but I'd like to see the Arse get the Cup as well, or rather Wenger get the cup. He's a great manager and has been treated pretty fucking poorly by sections of the club's fanbase and the media over the last few years, undeservedly IMO.

I'm still tipping Atletico for La Liga, but that and the Prem have been ridiculously entertaining title races to follow this season. I guess I understand Liverpool fans being upset about their title charge collapsing in on itself like so many barely-touched Luis Suarezes but they're still finishing higher than anybody…