Exactly.

Milton Berle. Seriously, look it up. That dude was packing.

That would almost make up for Nick Offerman being repeatedly snubbed.

I agree. True Detective, as a whole, is pretty great. It's extremely well-acted, the cinematography is top notch, all that good stuff. But Ozymandias is better.

Never forget

Dang. I wanted to see McConaughey get halfway to his EGOT and also celebrate Cranston's performance. And there ain't no way TD, as much as I love it, is beating the final season of Breaking Bad for Best Drama.

CAN'T YOU SEE I LOVE YOU DEARLY
AND THAT SINCERELY
BUT YOU ANNOY ME
YOU CAN'T AVOID ME

I'd say it's fair to assume he's not taking certain…supplements anymore.

Aye mate, that I did

Electric JUNK.

Well, it has been a while since I've seen Denis Leary chug a Bushmills bottle full of apple juice.

OT, but please don't freeze to death this week, AV Club staff. Stay warm and all that good shit.

The mom jeans comeback was already spreading among hipsters in Austin and Brooklyn last year, so I guess it's only natural.

Indeed. Robb's fuckups are legion, particularly as regards marrying Jeyne Westerling.

High five. I'm pleasantly surprised that the zone covering my hometown is dark blue, because there's a lot of hicks in that town.

Bulleit rye is a good source of vitamin C. Also shame. Lots of shame.

Just don't put too many onions in the sauce.

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It's totally there, they had a stand with books and other assorted tchotchkies in Kohl's up by the registers when I went there to buy a tie in November .

There's not much to know, really, but it is a damn big deal in a lot of places. My parents live just a little ways south from you in blue-trending northern Virginia and Duck Dynasty merch is everywhere. Kohl's, Target, Wal-Mart, all of the big box chain stores are pushing this stuff hard.