Acchio topical cream!

It is incredibly popular, and the merchandising saturation for Duck Dynasty is insane but can easily go further. There's no way they don't try to keep this thing running for as long as they can, it's most certainly the biggest money-maker on that network.

He's an odious fuck, to preach that God wants people to be wealthy. That is literally anti-Biblical.

It's true. Same reason that the fake-ass, corporate ''country cookin'' schlock of Cracker Barrel restaurants and gift shops is consumed enthusiastically by people across the South.

It all started with the emphasis of leading a successfully Christian life being moved away from spiritual development and towards economic success/political activism by Southern preachers in the 70s. An utterly toxic and, I would argue, un-Christian way of living.

You make a good point about Leviticus which is, as most of the passages pointed to by homophobes are, actually a pre-Christian text. The constant haranguing about the Old Testament on the part of conservative Christians never fails to amuse me.

The problem with your argument is that Christianity and Christians are not monolithic. For instance the Pope is now being denounced as a Marxist by American conservatives for daring to question the validity of trickle-down economics, yet he remains opposed to gay marriage and legal abortion. Christianity contains…

Yep. A cornerstone of Jim Crow.

That was one of the finer gimmick accounts this site has seen.

The Pied Piper prefers his pissing to be on.

Artistically speaking, he's a bad imitation of a decent imitation of Michael Jackson. That pretty much covers it.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at the haterz

Agreed, though I've been taking a "wait and see" attitude since the PS3 launched. Buying next-gen consoles at release is pretty much a fool's game for all of the reasons you listed.

Yep, new Metal Gear games are pretty much what keeps me buying Sony systems. I barely play any games at all anymore but a new Kojima product has a Hypnotoad-like effect on me.

Korra, muthafuckaz! it's on!

Don't you DARE feed that waffle to that dog to get it to poop. 

That solitary-for-two-years story happened in my hometown. Stay out of the Dona Ana County corrections system, y'all. 

Also, Aubrey Plaza is voicing a character on the upcoming season of The Legend of Korra! She's playing Korra's cousin Eska and I am fucking nerding out over it 

Nah, his food blog would just be a single post reading "DRINK LIQUOR AND FUCKING EAT FAST FOOD BITCH. OWNAGE."

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS