Stop writing about this shit, Jesus Fucking Christ.
if they wanted to, they could’ve just kept all this shit to themselves
“Every word they say about each other is made into its own headline, pulled apart and dissected until it becomes incomprehensible, like staring at a painting too long until it becomes a blur of colors instead of a picture.”
Who. Gives. A. Fuck.
“The Smiths may be too evolved to care what the rest of us think—though clearly they’ll continue to share their thoughts with us, regardless.”
Great point there, the game stories were actually really well done, especially Stick of Truth.
Right??? I tried getting back into South Park, but it’s all about that Tegridy farms stuff. Really hate what they did to Randy. He used to be likeable and stupid, now he’s an unbearable asshole.
Honestly... I lost interest in South Park thanks to the Tegridy Farms stuff. I kinda feel like the show I liked ended after the episode where ManBearpig killed Satan (who’s spirit hilariously went to heaven). Since then it’s just been a show about how depraved Randy can get and still have everything work out.
Good ole “line goes up” mentality. You can’t “stay small” in capitalism, you have to keep growing exponentially! Never plateau, just continue making money and growing forever and ever. This makes total sense and it’s not like you’re going to hit a plateau or run out of an audience, the world and its resources are…
Only laugh I got was George’s dad screaming at George’s mom about wanting to beat the traffic so they had to leave without saying goodbye.
Wil
the way actor’s brains work is so special.
What’s the deal with the Seinfeld finale? I’ll tell you why it landed with a thud. If you were watching it the night it aired, there was an hour long clip show that ran before it, and then however many minutes into the final episode, the plot vanishes and we’re just in a courtroom recapping past incidents again. So…
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I agree to do this. OK maybe if they offer me authentic mink hats I might consider.
He’s always said he’d love to do a scene where the characters have just gotten out of jail, they sit down at the coffee table inside Monk’s, and George goes, “Boy, that was brutal.”
Unless Crazy Joe Devola puts the kibosh on it.
From the headline I was fully expecting this to be an old guy ranting about how you can’t do racist jokes anymore, so that was a nice surprise.