he’s a tiny, tiny minority.

Zack, what if it’s not a giant wolf and it instead makes you a small assassin astride a normal sized wolf? Would that make you feel better?

“Fine then I'll make my own holocaust! With blackjack and hookers!" - Stephen Miller to his dad.

JESUS H CHRIST

You’re not supposed to be offended by what’s on the outside of a Bud can.

Despite the historic nature of Harris’s election, there is a wariness about whether she will fulfill promises to the Black and brown communities that she claims to represent.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

Arthur would prefer to be woken up on November 5, please and thank you.

My refrigerator is running so I’m going to vote for it.

So why is the writing for the sketches, cold open aside, always so much better when Mulaney is involved? The answer would seem to be Mulaney. Maybe it’s time to force Lorne Michaels into retirement, or “Producer Emeritus” status, and let Mulaney influence the entire show from the top. Whether he wants that as a career…

I saw Cohen in an interview answer this question. They were not in on it, but they obviously knew that filming was going on. Cohen remarked in the interview that he has a computer and other high-tech stuff with him, but hidden in his stuff so his roommates would not catch on. They knocked on his door unexpectedly and…

She really was fantastic. I wonder what the interview process here was like.

“It’s not just that we can be better, it’s that we have to be better. We’re not good enough right now.”

Did you even listen to the podcast? She said so much more that would have made her sound much less silly and flippant than your quotes. Plus, instead of boiling her down to “famous person” perhaps you could list her other accomplishments, which are actually relatively impressive. And I don’t even particularly care for…

“Why do Stan and Kyle hang out with Cartman” is the absolute dumbest criticism of South Park I’ve ever heard and I’m pretty sure you are 100% alone in being outraged at *that* of all things. 

How dare you say such a thing, I’ll kill you for this!

Mediocre people who somehow manage to fail their way upwards. Much like any corporate business.

I had a brain damaged dog named Kayleigh. She was dumb but sweet. She always had a goofy smile.

What is the point if I can’t stream Trial & Error?

“The Trumps were much more excited to see this T-Rex walking across the South Lawn, as the visage of such a beast transported them back to the days when America was truly at its greatest.”