Remember when The AV Club would report the news, rather than tell you the specific, exact response you should have to it?

I liked the Onions™ take on this LMFAO!

Vincent Adultman strikes again.

Thank you. And to anyone asking “what does this have to do with video games?": Fuck you indeed.

Okay, but when are we going to get 4K remasters of Futurama so we can finally see Amy’s obscene tattoo?

Look, I’m going to go ahead and post this here, but if you guys can’t even bother referencing Otto’s Mobile Pool in an article like this, then I demand you put me on the payroll.

“.... following the coronavirus pandemic”

Normally I’d agree, but eavesdropping on Adam Sandler bullshitting with Jim Carrey sounds more entertaining than this movie by so many orders of magnitude that I’m willing to believe that Sandler was doing this as an act of charity to his fellow moviegoers.

Don’t you look at me with that tone of voice!

I like the cut of what you’re puttin’ down

Okay here’s the list. The rest of you can rank it!

Going to be starting the Mass Effect trilogy on PC, ultrawide and high res texture mods all set up!

That was the clearest definition of “yoink” if I’ve ever seen one.

Without prompting, I was aggressively told that the cookies are fine and to get bent.

The best method to never confuse these two games again: play Outer Wilds. I will never forget that game and I certainly won’t confuse it with The Outer Worlds anymore. 

Families taking up the entire sidewalk. Where is everyone else supposed to walk, bitch? Why would now be the time to drive your family of five, two dogs (one off leash), a stroller and a pogo stick into someone else’s busy neighborhood and walk five across the sidewalk? If you want to walk in a hoard, walk around…

I’m generally not a fan of “young guys doing old guy characters” shtick, but we watched the Oh Hello Netflix special and we really enjoyed it. Although we were also really high at the time.

The best thing about Jingle All The Way is any time Robert Smigel would impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger on Conan and scream “JINGLE ALL THE WAY!”

“Perfect Storm”—- Ohhhkk. Whatever you want to call your cleavage. Good on her for keeping up the momentum, but a spade is a spade.

I’m officially too old to “get” streamer culture. Like I get it, but I don’t “get” it. 

Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid TV show?