I thought The Power of the Dog was a well-made film that told a very lazy story, so there’s that.

I miss the film grain from Band of Brothers, this looks a bit too..pretty. But maybe that’s because of Austin Butler hogging the frame through most of it?

**wakes up from a wonderfully peaceful sleep absent of any political news**

What do you mean by saying Noel is in a “weird, open revolt”? Just curious, he seems like he’s having a decent time this season. Maybe a bit more impish than usual?

It’s weird to hear a Republican call another “Colonel Sanders” as an insult...isn’t he basically their team mascot?

He had an interview where he was asked when he would stop wearing the clocks. He seemed quite contemplative in the moment, as if the question had been weighing on him for years. He sighed resignation, and with earnest eyes, told the reporter, “When the time is right.”

The coconut flavor is reminiscent of drinking a soda water after just lathering yourself with tanning oil. 

The sheer inventiveness and joy found in Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury and Super Mario Odyssey is absolutely, 100% still fun.

Hey! You and Hasan have something in common: you just completely make things up in order to fit the narrative you want to tell! Maybe you should host The Daily Show?!?

They can, they just don’t want to because it’s more validating for them to make bad-faith arguments in the comments for likes.

“In light of my recent conflicts regarding the conflict in the Gaza Region, effective immediately, I resign from my position of Class President. I am proud of what I accomplish in these short two weeks, even if I ultimately was not able to fulfill my pledge of replacing all the water fountains with Gatorade, and to…

I wish on the last group you had to somehow guess the theme, since when there’s just 4 words left it’s easy to solve them. Like you can only progress if you somehow can guess what times them together or something.

Okay but did anyone here smell her vagina candle? I’m morbidly curious. 

I feel like the Didgeridoo was invented for this sole purpose! 

Even the most powerful microscope in the world would not be able to find the violin tiny enough to express my utter apathy towards these people.

YES! Tegridy Farms is such a collosal waste of focus. Randy’s best usage is in standalone things (like him becoming a chef, the Japanese toilet episode, when the internet went down, etc.) because his fixation on something is what makes him being an asshole bearable. When it’s stretched over multiple…

Bro this is what irks me: like, if you want to say the show isn’t as funny as it used to be (fine) because it focuses more on current events than silly absurdism (totally fair) or that you think the characters have all been Flanderized (valid) that’s great. But this tired argument that they are all about “both sides…

Ah fuck me, I totally read right over the clarification where that line was about single-camera sitcoms and not a continuation of the previous bit about multi-cams. Read the damn thing too fast.

Ah, I may be misremembering the first season where I thought they looked at the camera. But you’re right: we’ll call it a non-stationary sitcom then :)