To be honest it’s very hard to tell them apart:

I’m confused how a state could legally obtain a warrant for one of their residents’ data for a state-related offense? Like it’s one thing if someone crosses state lines to commit a federal crime, but I’m pretty sure if I leave a state where weed is illegal, and go to a state where it is legal to smoke it, the former…

This is absolutely devastating for the people of Maui. The loss of homes, livelihoods, and potentially lives — not to mention the history of Lahaina and the area, and how important it is to the Hawaiian people. I can’t comprehend this at all; it’s just something so incredibly surreal and unimaginable to think this…

American team loses on a global platform (pick one, USWMNT a recent example) and Republicans cheer.

Stop reporting on these nitwits just for rage clicks. 

People that be banging the druid bear are the type of people to definitely want everyone to know about it.

McConnell is evil, and has horrible agendas, but — he also is one of the most cunning, if not the most cunning Repub in the chambers. He knows full well that everyone else are absolutely moronic and will never be able to accomplish the evil deeds he still has in mind, so that’s why he’s still sticking around. He’s not…

Yeah bro, no one going to SoFi Stadium is staying in hotels near it, let alone downtown ones that Union 11 represents. They’ll drive in and drive out.

Ugh. This all feels like a “forcing the victim” card play. Stop paying rent, put up an ugly sign, disallow inspections, then when SF retaliates (rightfully so) by fining them, evicting them, yadda yadda, Elon can claim “woke!” or some other shit and then announce he’s moving their HQ to Texas or some shit. He’s such a…

Oh damn I didn’t even realize it. Maybe he’s mad about WHO’s recent declarations on aspartame? Morissey’s a big Diet Coke fan?

That last quote, minus throwing “Cancel Culture” in there, is just *chef’s kiss*

Congress has been acting this whole time.

If this article was a term paper, I’d write “See Me” on it and ask the student to turn in something else. 

Those Temu ads on YouTube almost made me stop using the app. I don’t use TikTok so this doesn’t affect me, but hot damn...I can see people being largely annoyed by this (and yet continuing to use it, because we’re all pathetic haha).

Whooooa eyyy, Link-y! Your triforce is hangin’ out, pal!

Buddy, this was the most gentle Statler and Waldorf-esque ribbing comment for you to get upset over. Take a break for a bit.

Wait wait wait...the superweapon is...a child? That can’t be right, are we sure it isn’t like some massive laser or bomb or something??

I would love if the catalyst of the fall of the Putin Empire is a bunch of Russian oligarchs getting pissed that their group chats are now all fucked up.

Hollywood does NOT want this show to happen! After all - how else will people learn the truth about Jesus Christ?!?

“We wanted to come to a peaceful agreement, but unfortunately, we were left with no otter option.”