It was a welcome surprise, and a funny little bit. Not to mention: Animal Well actually looks rather impressive. I really like the way you interact with the foliage, and the way the animals are animated. Cool stuff! Not my type of game, but cool nonetheless.

I hold firm to the belief that if you criticize one blatant cash-grab revitalization of a dormant franchise, then you are not allowed to like any other blatant cash-grab revitalizations of dormant franchsies, no matter how good they may be.

All the ingredients make for a hit Netflix show, to be honest. I’d write this off if it didn’t have Arnie and Fortune Fucking Feimster in it! FINE, Netflix. I won’t cancel you just yet.

But seriously: they’re not open to losing subscribers; that’s the exact opposite reason for why they’re doing this. They need more subscribers, because that’s the major way their growth is measured, and if they don’t get more subscribers, then their stock will tank. So they are hoping this move will push people who…

“Netflix is not a utility, and they are allowed to run their business however they their shareholders please.”

Pejorative, I do like!

Love IS blind!

Hey, to be fair to Trump: he did run on platforms of “economic anxiety”, “income inequality”, “political corruption”, “useless spending”, and “humanitarian crises”.

By my math, that’s almost....105% of the vote!

See this excuse crop up every time a G/O Media article has bad/missing facts, and I’ll just say this: if they’re “bloggers”, they sure do seem to think they’re journalists more often than not (citing sources, asking for “comment” on pieces, breaking news, exclusives, etc.) 

To be fair, Chris Christie weighs in on everything.

I would largely be happy with government oversight over a corporation in the name of safety, if that government weren’t the Florida government, which consistently obfuscated and altered COVID health data as they saw fit for political purposes, likely resulting in the deaths of innumerable Florida citizens.

Man, they could’ve at least had you hop on a ferry over to Catalina at the end or something. Maybe it’s part of planned DLC which, based on the mainline game’s dev cycle, should come out soetime around 2030.

His presence in the show (personality, plot structure, etc.) definitely felt missed, so it’s a bummer he couldn’t not be a gross-o.

I can’t stand the Please Don’t Destroy sketches. They’re the same thing each time. 

Haha damn, I did an “ATM Machine” redundancy there. 

Citizens Defending Freedom...by using the government to remove speech they don’t like from schools.

And yet these chodes will send out Christmas cards where their whole family poses with AR-15s...

“but when a movie is so untethered to reality there are simply no stakes.”

Honestly, it’s not your fault. I’ve just become disillusioned by the whole thing, to be honest. I blame The AV Club somehow.