Who monitors the monitors of the monitors??

Good god what an idiotic rebuttal.  USSF is not a public entity, and neither are the men’s and women’s national teams.

I vote for you.  You definitely sound like a baby.

Bad takes all around for the chatbot.

You have the worst comments on this story.

It was exactly what Rich expected it to be!

Better bet would have been to not reply in the comments at all.

That’s everybody’s Columbus story! Columbus is actually good!

This is a dumb and bad comment.

Please let us know when the grownups get here then.

You are literally repeating LeBatard’s own words in his own words.  Seriously, get a brain of your own, morans.

Lol @ deadspin’s media takes: “We don’t care if you suck, just as long as you share our politics!”  There is no dumber national radio show than Le Batard’s.

Lol look at this poor sap begging to be rescued from the Jezebel grays with his self-gender-flagellating. But considering the age/gender trendlines regarding US traffic deaths, I think it’s only fair to remove old women from the roads along with those aggressive male drivers.

I would have expected Foxhova to be a Jay-Z fan.

Boy oh boy, and I thought Burneko tried too hard!  You can just feel the sweat pouring off of this overwrought essay.

Well look at BIG ANGRY yet again. Drew was really more fun before the stroke.

You be sure to let us know when one of those betters shows up.

That’s because all the Root writers are racist.

Why don’t you tweet about it, saddle-bags?!

Who’s the real “Twitter God”??