Yes, because the problem is that America is not patriotic enough.

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

Good thing Erin Andrews wasn't there. She probably would have totally blown that hard-hitting question.

I was expecting "Not the face!"

Most people do not know how to evaluate information and fall for all sorts of awful falsehoods that are all over the internet. This was one of the biggest fears librarians had in the mid 90s when the internet was taking off and it seemed like everyone was wondering when the libraries would all close.

My favorite quote: "available on the Internet to challenge". Yes, if there is any source of information that can challenge real scientific research, it's the bastion of truth, the internet.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

Ah yes, the opinion section. Truly the best place for 'facts'.

You overcharge so that there's a greater incentive to take a plea deal.

I see a person (presumably male) jumping with a boner.

Why is there a woman falling on her head on this logo?

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

I still have no idea how he managed to give up 3 earned runs on the throw.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

That was in West Virginia. The sheep have learned they need to run fast there.

If you ask my uncle, the real sheep is the guy on the bike, who totally looks like one of them Obama apologists.

Every runner was naturally cordial, as folks from Alabama could never be accused of displaying poor race relations.

Love these kind of articles. Cant wait to see them test this engine in space. "Take that haters."Roger Sawyer