Yes, because the problem is that America is not patriotic enough.

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

Good thing Erin Andrews wasn't there. She probably would have totally blown that hard-hitting question.

I was expecting "Not the face!"

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

You overcharge so that there's a greater incentive to take a plea deal.

I see a person (presumably male) jumping with a boner.

Why is there a woman falling on her head on this logo?

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

I still have no idea how he managed to give up 3 earned runs on the throw.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

That was in West Virginia. The sheep have learned they need to run fast there.

If you ask my uncle, the real sheep is the guy on the bike, who totally looks like one of them Obama apologists.

Every runner was naturally cordial, as folks from Alabama could never be accused of displaying poor race relations.

As a Sox fan, I've wondered that many times myself.

The Red Sox' rebuild began with the collapse in 2011 and the Bobby V. era, and by the time it's completed will have a World Series sandwiched in between. That is how you rebuild.

Trading away Cespedes is a sign of going all-in, but their newest acquisition is the complete opposite.

The way to look at it, I guess if you're the A's, is that it's not that much if you win a World Series and you weren't going to re-sign Cespedes after 2015.