Well, my dad alternates between carrying his in his pocket or in a holster. He has an Otterbox on his, so a lot of things aren't too big of a problem. He drops his phone at least once a day (MS nerve damage), and it's no worse for wear.

The capitalization of words for emphasis is what convinced me.

2/10. Needs more CAPS LOCK.

Wow! I haven't seen a pirate get out of a jam like that since Johnny Depp dressed up like Captain Jack Sparrow, tied a bunch of bedsheets together, and climbed down from that hotel room balcony he had just killed that hooker on.

FIRST!

"... the lousy tramp."

"I bet she's an icky Republican!"

So if he wasn't trying to say or even imply that women can provoke domestic violence, maybe he should just be fired for being terrible at communicating, since using words to communicate effectively is his only job.

Ok, so this is graphic, and kinda horrifying, but 100% true, hand to God.

Had an awful crush on this fellow actor in college. He was a Senior, I was a Soph. We played opposite each other in a play and did the flirty, "Hey, I like you" thing. He was very popular, so I ASSUMED he'd had girlfriends/sexy time before. We made out in his dorm room for a bit and things were progressing…when he…

I was dating this guy for a couple of weeks but hadn't slept with him yet because I was coming out of a bad relationship and wanted to take things slow. He said he was fine with that, but then still would ask if he could stay over every time we hung out. Then the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I was in a good mood…

I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn. …

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Q.E.D.

There is nothing sadder in sports than watching a washed up athlete who doesn't know how to turn the page and move on with his life. I would include guys like Michael Jordan, Brett Favre, Willie Mays, Franco Harris, etc. who ended it all on a really sour note rather than going out gracefully with their dignity intact.

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

oh the Horn.... brings back memories of driving in India. My Dad got a brand new Maruti-Suzuki Zen and then a week later, he went on a business trip. Me being me, went and installed a three pipe Stebel air horn in the thing and then went to pick him up at the airport when he got back. I forgot to tell those guys to…