The lack of porn in the study definitely explains all the blue balls.

I have one of these cats... I soooo don't understand it. He is a big orange tomcat - a stray that adopted us four or five years ago. He's big, has some seriously sharp claws, and will murder the hell out of any small animal on our farm - from squirrels to full grown rabbits. For reals, he is a feline serial killer.

Why do they need droves in the first place????

Tim Marchman: Donald Sterling using the n-word.
Tommy Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about paying for sex.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling calling Magic Johnson an Uncle Tom.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling threatening to murder Adam Silver.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about that one time he…

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

So what? People are superficial. Shit like that happens all the time. You don't think short guys have it tough, too?

When it's clear that he's only resisting to date you because you're fat, as it is very clear with Louie, then yes you absolutely should call him out on it.

So did he get excess pasta or not, goddamnit!!

like, say, the fact that the Nets' owner was arrested in connection with a prostitution ring and has faced multiple corruption allegations, or that the Cavs' owner was a major player in the subprime mortgage scandal, or that the Magic's owner is a bigot who got rich off a pyramid scheme.

We're looking at a future NBA dominated by guys named Tacko Fall and Thon Maker and other word combinations you might say when having a stroke.

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

You say, " That kids is what happens when you try and take our guns away. " :)

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

Took me over 72 hours when I first beat it back in February of 2000. Best FF ever, screw 7.

Pretty sure in my game that I spent at least eight hours and 34 minutes just Drawing magic...

In his defense, it's probably not fair to single out his homophobia. I, for one, am willing to give him credit and say that Marshall Henderson probably has very dumb thoughts about a lot of other things, too.