That's the satire! You know the game mechanics, and I guess you didn't catch that Cesar was referencing what the HUD said in the game. "These tutorials getting in the way of your mayhem". You're just as irritated as Rex was, so I'd say they did a good job.

I work in the Electronics department of a store and I have conversations like this all the time and it astounds me. Someone doesn't know about Bioshock Infinite? What kind of rock have they been living under?

Somebody get that man a baby!

Look at dat comfy looking armor.