You must be mistaken. Racism does not exist in Boston

My goodness grape juice this is good!

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

This is so ugly Curt Schilling denies it ever happened.

+2 blue balls

I love you.

I like this joke.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

Curt Schilling just released a statement preemptively denying Sox fans ever yell the f-word.

If Toronto isn’t in America, then how come I’ve heard of it? #MAGA

Bad news man. This happened in Canada, where the 1st Amendment requires any offensive speech to be followed by “soary” within 5 seconds.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

That seems fishy but I do think Tim Salmon also improved after age 25.

he doesn’t need probation or counseling, he needs a doctor - dude was clearly having a stroke.

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

I can’t believe no one called Schilling a numbskull.

Yes. His name was Burt Schilling.

If anyone is an expert on perpetuating a myth, it’s Schilling. #fakeblood

*Mike drop*

He’s never been IN the black either.